#akarah

there it goes, he's so close to a remedy

Where Shawn just does his thing!

Shawn: betelgeuse is speculated to explode in the next few decades instead of a few millenia according to a new paper.

Anna: mother fucker WHAT?!

Shawn: it is only speculation but and does contradict another recent paper but i thought you would like to know

Anna: bruh-

Anna: DUDE???

Poor Anna is now having to wrap her head around what is quite literally cosmic news ajfjskfhwkjgh (even if it is something still debated about and very likely to not be true but aaa)

Akarah and younger Herbert! Akarah is telling a horror story and it's got Herbert spooked. Whoops!

And the finale!

Herbert: she doesn't stop talking...

Herbert: I wonder if I can get her to spill some info.

Herbert: so how's your family and job? Anything interesting going on?

Blizzy: nice try.

Oh god, I can totally see this-

Small pod isn't actually small

Anna: aaand 10

Anna: huh, only 10 of them. Small pod!

Shawn: the other 30 must be out in the open ocean hunting.

Anna: the OTHER 30???

Shawn: yea

Anna: holy shit, theres 40 of them.

Poor anna living with the thought that grey is part of a large Antarctic pod of seal hunting orcas. No sleep tonight!

Suddenly bears!

Akarah loves his tall wife.

And the finale!

Where orion does what she does best! Fucking with people

Orion: in Russia we have saying. Always stay away from bears with manes

Anna: whoa is that true?

Orion: no. Everything i said is bullshit. But you believe me cause i have accent and never smile.

Anna: but orion. Youre smiling right now

Orion: i know i am

Orion almost always has this serious look to her and she definitely takes advantage of that when it comes to trolling others! Anna was definitely fooled!

Herbert during op: bo be like-

Herbert: TRADE OFFER. i receive: your undying loyalty and help to beat the EPF.

Herbert: you receive: a chance to die for me

Herbert is such a character isnt he-

And the finale! Smol akarah again!

Alarah: grr!

Akarah: my father has NEVER trusted people. Theyve always tried to hunt him cause of his abnormal size and of course the red tuft of hair.

Akarah: so it wasnt really much of a suprise that hes SUPER reactive and protective.

Also known as oops! All akarah!

Akarah: OW!

Akarah: damn dog! That drew blood!

Anna: are you ok!?

Akarah: yeah, some stupid person or tourist obviously let their dog loose

Akarah: foamy dog, look at it.

Anna: uhh yeah, listen you might need to get a test done. Maybe a shot

Anna: cause like...

Anna: they are obviously off the walls G o n e. Theres no thought behind those eyes except violence

Akarah: pfft haha, dont worry bears cant get rabies. Or at least it's very rare.

Akarah was minding his own business when he just gets bit by a dog. A very suspicious dog as well. Anna is rightfully worried for akarah in this situation.

Which is why she gets mai to dart him with the appropriate medicine xD

Mai: sorry big guy! Not taking any risks!

Not pictured is akarah turning around absolutely ready to send someone flying with a paw swipe *WHEEZE*

And the finale!

Anna: you mentioned him before, what was your dad like?

Akarah: he's a...very interesting fella. Giant even by grizzly bear standards..then again so am i. One of his eyes always slightly closed and his hair tuft is a much brighter red.