#akadile

The game is this; each player has to make hand gestures and yell out the Devil Fruit/ Non-Devil Fruit skill to the group. The skill that beats everything wins. But sometimes character traits or elements are also added into the mix.

But to an outsider who is not familiar with the game, it looks like a crazy Pokémon battle action scene.

(The idea is based on a F.R.I.E.N.D.S episode rock, paper, scissors, fire.)

Ex:

Kid: Magnetic Punch! (shows his own metal fist)

Sabo: But nothing beats seawater! Whitebeard Tsunami! (Makes wavy hands and splashing)

Law: Nice, Kuzan, Ice Age. (cuts through Sabo)

Ace: Dad, Magma Fist. (punches his own hand)

Luffy: (left finger imitating hook, right hand on hip.) Mama, disappointment. (Makes same frowning face)

Bonus:

Usopp: Zoro, Three-sword Style!

Sanji: Directions!

Nami: Eternal Pose.

Kuzan: Rocinante, clumsiness.

Rosinante: Divorce.

Kuzan again: Make-up Sex.

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Chapters: 3/? Fandom: One Piece Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Akainu | Sakazuki/Crocodile, Coby/X Drake, Rob Lucci/Sabo, Aokiji | Kuzan/Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante, Sengoku The Buddha/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Akainu | Sakazuki, Kizaru | Borsalino, Aokiji | Kuzan, Monkey D. Garp, Sengoku The Buddha, Tsuru (One Piece), Sabo (One Piece), Coby (One Piece), Tashigi (One Piece), Crocodile (One Piece), Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante, Original Characters, Rob Lucci, Kaku (One Piece), X Drake Additional Tags: Sexual Humor, marines being pin-up girls, open day ceremony performance, Marines Day au, Female Crocodile (One Piece), Female Sabo (One Piece), Female Coby, Parent Crocodile (One Piece), New Year's Eve gift to everyone Summary:

In an effort to boost up morale and Marine recruitment, Garp recommends some 'alluring' methods for the Marines Open Day.

Please read at your own cause!

As the days went on, Sakazuki was becoming more and more crazed from the marines. Hell, he wanted to get away from these people, whom he referred to as "a bunch of idiots." So he decided to visit a bar in an attempt to let his anger out. By dressing himself less formally than his typical attire and passing like a civilian since he didn't liked the attention his coar was drawing, especially with the enormous term "Fleet Admiral" carved on it.

Sitting on the side of the bar, he watched as time went on and noticed that a variety of people were in the area. Pirates, marines, and citizens are all scattered across the place. In addition, there's a lot of talking, dancing, drinking, and the music is very loud. Sakazuki had no idea how he had ended up here in the first place. All he knows is he just wanted to unwind and sip away all of his frustrations.

He put more whiskey into a glass and drank it before it was even half full. He poured another, but this time he waited a few seconds for the glass to fill before tooking it with his hand.

“Excuse me, can I sit here?”

He said nothing. The woman infront of him sat a few inched away from the fleet admiral. "My, I met a lot of different people, but I guess you're one of the grumpiest one I've met." As she got closer, she said, "Say, why is a man like you sitting alone in this side of the bar?"

"That's none of your concern. Get out."

She slid her fingers into his collar, saying, "Hey, why don't we both have a drin—" Sakazuki stopped her, holding her hand and shouted, "get the fuck out of my face."

Shaken, the woman right in front of him had no other choice but to get herself out from there without saying a word.

"You should have been nice to the poor girl, Sakazuki." Again, another woman sat on the same sofa where the fleet admiral is sitting.

"Oh, what now!?"

"You need to chill..." she let out a soft laugh which irritated sakazuki even more. He drank all the booze he was holding

"What are you doing here claudia?" This time, holding a bottle.

"Are you curious?" Claudia smirked, teasing him.

"Nevermind"

"I should ask you the same thing, sakazuki. Knowing you, this place should had been... A graveyard of pirates by now."

"I'm not in the mood to do that."

"Oh, isn't that surprsing?"

"Hmp! It's not that of my concern. Now get the hell out of my face."

"My how grumpy. Anyways, see you around!" She walked towards the area where the bartender is and ordered a few drinks. While on the other hand, sakazuki, unconsciously watched her with a lot of curiosity. 'I should ask you the same thing.' He thought. It's should no longer be a surprise to know that the woman had been on this kind of places, however, he couldn't help but wonder what ‘specific reasons’ she has for being here.

As Sakazuki finished every glass of liquor he had ordered over the past hour, something about him had clearly changed.

His cheeks were flushed a deep red, and the sharp clarity usually present in his eyes was gone. The Fleet Admiral leaned back against the sofa, burying the back of his head into it as the bar’s music slowly faded into the background.

He sensed someone approaching, yet for once, he didn’t bother to look.

“Well, aren’t you a sight, Sakazuki?” a woman smirked, her gaze sweeping over his unusual state.

He didn’t respond. In fact, he closed his eyes—and this time, they didn’t open again. He was far too exhausted, and far too drunk, to utter a single word. He didn’t even register what she had said.

For heaven’s sake… couldn’t he have a moment of peace?

Soon after, two men approached Sakazuki and Claudia. One of them spoke up, informing her that the bar would be closing in a few minutes.

“Oh? Is that so?” Claudia smiled at the men, then shifted her gaze to Sakazuki, who was now completely unconscious.

No way… she thought. There was no way she could carry a man his size by herself. It was impossible.

After a brief moment of thought, an idea crossed her mind.

“Um, excuse me,” she said sweetly, her tone soft enough to capture their attention. “Could you boys do me a small favor?”

“What is it, ma’am?” one asked eagerly.

“Yes, what can we help you with?” the other added.

“Would you mind carrying him out for me?” she said gently, resting a hand on the shoulder of the man in front of her.

“W–why, of course!”

“Really?”

“Y–yes! Come on, let’s help carry him!”

Claudia smirked as the two hurried toward Sakazuki. But just as they were about to lift him, the Fleet Admiral suddenly regained consciousness. Without warning, he swatted one of the men away and barked, “Who the hell are you?!”

Despite his drunken state, Sakazuki caused a small commotion. Claudia sighed and stepped closer.

“Oi, Sakazuki. Get up. The bar’s closing any minute now.”

He glared at her. “And just who the hell do you think you’re talking to?”

“Idiot. Save these guys the trouble, will you?” She gestured toward the two men, who were now trembling and slowly backing away.

“Shut up,” he snapped. “I don’t need you telling me what to do.”

Grabbing his coat, Sakazuki attempted to leave. However, the moment he stood and took a step forward, he nearly collapsed. Only Claudia’s quick reaction prevented him from falling flat on the floor.

“Oi, you—!” he protested, struggling weakly, though his condition left him unable to push her away. His body pressed against hers as they both tried desperately to keep their balance.

“Will you stop it, you moron?!” Claudia snapped. “Keep this up and you’re going to fall!”

“I’d rather fall,” he shot back, their eyes locking in mutual fury. “That’s better than being carried around by you in this pathetic state!”

“Seriously? You’re saying that now?” Claudia scoffed. Furious, she shoved him away.

Sakazuki hit the floor with a groan. “Y–you bitch!”

“That’s what you get, you ungrateful idiot!”

“…Ma’am… sir…”

“What?!” they both snapped, turning toward one of the men.

“Uh—well… I’m going to have to ask you both to leave.”

(Next scene)

“Oi. Take me there,” Sakazuki ordered, his tone sharp enough to earn him an immediate glare from Claudia. She seriously considered shoving him again—harder this time—but before she could, the Fleet Admiral tightened his grip around her waist. He didn’t say a word, yet the warning was clear: try anything, and she’d regret it.

As they walked, Claudia snapped, “Next time you get drunk, find a Marine to haul you around. You’re heavy as hell, you know!”

“Tch, shut up… I didn’t think I’d drink that much,” he muttered.

“Then you should’ve controlled yourself, idiot!” she barked. Her foot slipped, and they both nearly went down, though she managed to regain her balance just in time.

“Will you shut up and just walk already?” Sakazuki growled.

“Oh, screw you! Ungrateful bastard!” Claudia snapped back. Her voice wavered as frustration finally caught up with her, tears threatening to spill. “I should be home by now, resting! I’m drunk too, you know! But because of you, I’m stuck carrying your ass around!”

She complained like a child on the verge of a breakdown, dragging them both toward the Marine ship.

Something shifted inside Sakazuki. For the briefest moment, guilt stirred.

He watched as tears welled in her eyes, her jaw clenched as she forced herself to keep moving, determined not to drop either of them.

“…Oi.”

“What is it now, Bakazuki?” she snapped without looking at him.

“…I’m sorry. Okay?”

For once, Claudia didn’t have an immediate response. She glanced at him, clearly taken aback, then quickly looked away, biting her lip. “Stop saying stupid things,” she muttered.

“What do you want?” Sakazuki asked quietly, his tone unusually subdued. “You need something or what?”

“I don’t need anything.”

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: One Piece Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Akainu | Sakazuki/Crocodile, Coby/X Drake, Rob Lucci/Sabo, Aokiji | Kuzan/Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante, Sengoku The Buddha/Original Female Character(s) Characters: Akainu | Sakazuki, Kizaru | Borsalino, Aokiji | Kuzan, Monkey D. Garp, Sengoku The Buddha, Tsuru (One Piece), Sabo (One Piece), Coby (One Piece), Tashigi (One Piece), Crocodile (One Piece), Donquixote "Corazon" Rosinante, Original Characters, Rob Lucci, Kaku (One Piece), X Drake Additional Tags: Sexual Humor, marines being pin-up girls, open day ceremony performance, Marines Day au, Female Crocodile (One Piece), Female Sabo (One Piece), Female Coby, Parent Crocodile (One Piece), New Year's Eve gift to everyone Summary:

In an effort to boost up the morale and Marine recruitment, Garp recommends some 'alluring' methods for the Marines Open Day.