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my friend: i mean, it’s.... do you know what an ovipositor is?

me: yeah unfortunately

my friend: because i learned about it recently from ummm. you don’t want to know

me: oh. OH.

my friend: whatever you’re thinking it’s probably worse

me, after 20 seconds of silence: can i say it? like i have a really good guess

my friend: you’ll probably be wrong bu-

me: really bad fanfiction. you read about it in really bad fanfiction