#aitfstarter

“So a school in New York accepted me, which is great, but there’s still so much more to plan and get ready.”

“Guess who got a new job and got to totally school some jerk bag in the art of being a blonde with a brain?”

“My mom just came over to my house, informed me everything I needed to get done, exactly how to decorate it and promised to call her contractor in the morning... I’m remembering one of the reasons I moved to Vegas.”

“So turns out people really like my Cannibal Llamas game, and I am for sure going to polish it and sell it because I’ve always wanted to be an app designer... or rich... one of the two.”

“I have a bruise on my ass that looks suspiciously like Oklahoma. It’s about as awesome as it sounds.”

“Yes, I’m gay. And what the hell is wrong with that?”