airbuddy replied to your post: WILL I, THOUGH?
Of course you will. Iâm a joy to have around on the dash. Pucker up, sugarplum. Weâre going for the full, immersive, airbuddy patented experience here.
OK, AND THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO BE PUCKERING UP FOR? IF YOUâRE IMPLYING YOU WANT TO KISS ME, EVEN IN THIS IRONIC HUMOR-FILLED WAY WE BOTH KNOW THE CONTEXT OF THIS STATEMENT IS IN, I HOPE YOU REALIZE VRISKA WOULD HAVE MY HEAD FOR IT.
NOT EVEN BECAUSE OF ANY KIND OF JEALOUSY OR ANYTHING, BUT BECAUSE I THINK THEYâRE DISGUSTED BY THE IDEA OF SEEING ME KISS ANYONE (BUT ESPECIALLY YOU, WHICH IS HILARIOUS IN AND OF ITSELF) IN THE SAME MANNER MOST HUMANS ARE DISGUSTED BY CORPSES.
(AS WE BOTH KNOW, YOU DONâT FEAR CORPSES, OR DEATH IN GENERAL, WHICH IS IN LARGE PART WHY YOUâRE ABOVE THE MAJORITY OF HUMANKIND IN TERMS OFÂ âTOLERABLY EXCELLENTâ. I WANTED TO MAKE SURE YOU DIDNâT THINK I WAS LUMPING YOU IN WITH THE REST OF THEM, RED ROSE. I WOULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU.)
SO I DONâT MEAN TO HYPERFOCUS ON THAT, BUT THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF THE MOMENT YOU TYPED THAT INTO EXISTENCE, WAS VRISKAâS HORRIFIED EXPRESSION OF ABSOLUTE REVULSION. AND I NEEDED TO SHARE THAT WITH YOU ON THIS FINE NIGHT. BECAUSE YOU DESERVE TO KNOW, RED ROSE.














