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The impending trial for the attempted murder of Rhea Dawa has been one of the most talked about topics among the citizens of Barton Hollow in recent months. Dawa had stumbled upon the Wallace Plantation and had sustained numerous injuries, and despite her claims that Cooper Wallace and Emery Reece were innocent and only wanted to help her, Wallace face scrutiny from the authorities--and eventually many within the town--and was brought up to trial. The months that followed were stressful, agonizing even, as the rumor mill was turning and Cooper’s life was hanging in the balance. Recently, however, there has been a bit of a road block for the prosecution. Undisclosed DNA evidence was found and compared to Cooper’s, and he was soon exonerated. The killer is still on the loose, but at least Cooper is out of the coop. Hopefully, this ol' rooster will reintegrate with the flock.

Sometimes people leave in order to find themselves. Sometimes they leave to escape. Barton Hollow’s very own event planner left in order to pursue a Faustian bargain. Before her departure, however, Rosemary Miles agreed to divorce her husband Gideon Miles reverting back to her maiden name Beckett in the process. Rosemary has officially left the building, but she may not be gone for long. Everyone keep your eyes peeled because this little lady could be coming back with a punch or two. In the meantime everyone who has been personally victimized by this deserting diva can breathe easy. 

It’s not an event in Barton Hollow without a body count it seems. There are always corpses coming up here and there even during one of jolliest times of the year. It was noted that one Warren Sims was absent from the party, something that was extremely unusual considering his normally convivial nature. The morning after Marilyn’s party, Warren was found dead in his home. He appeared to be peacefully asleep in his bed, but on further investigation, it appears that he may have suffocated in his sleep while heavily intoxicated. It is unknown at this time if foul play is at hand, but it can always be expected. Given Warren’s clairvoyant nature, however, it would be no surprise if someone wanted him dead. More details on this matter are to come. 

The small town life never was quite the right fit for Juliette Kinney. On a recent appointment out of town in Atlanta, she met Stefan Aldous Parish-Kane III, a widowed but very well off retired publishing company CEO. After much consideration, Juliette accepted his marriage proposal. She could offer him companionship while he could support her financially. Once they tie up some respective loose ends, the couple is moving to Florida and leaving Georgia behind.

Maria arrives with a gift for the bride and groom. Shots are fired at the newly weds, and a bullet meant for Juniper instead found a home in her new husband Andrew. Others were injured as well, including Camilla Donovan, though her wounds are thankfully superficial. Maria was apprehended by Antonio Fierro. Stick around to see what happens now and if death do us part is a lot sooner than we thought. 

And now the lovely Miss Juniper Lee is now Mrs. Juniper O’Flynn. What a happy occasion! Perhaps things will stay this upbeat for a few hours, but danger is still lurking. As always, stay tuned for more updates. 

Everyone is all dolled up and the wedding is beginning! Time for the wedding party to march out and for love to be in the air! However, there is a guest in the form of Juniper’s deceased first husband’s mistress, who will be arriving late to the festivities. What gift could she possibly be bringing the newly weds? Stay tuned for something horrible.