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Your name is DEVIAS RINGUT. You are an 8-sweep-old TROLL living on the planet of AINRETLA, a planet strikingly similar to the planet of ALTERNIA (itself a planet which you, yourself, HAVE NEVER HEARD OF). You live in your HIVE in an AINRETLAN FOREST, with your RESPITEBLOCK filled with COMPUTER HARDWARE and RETRO VIDEO GAMES. You like to program computers and are INCREDIBLY GOOD AT IT. You try not to be smug about your talents but SOMETIMES FAIL. You also have a fondness for CAKE and TERRIBLE JOKES (but not PRANKS, because those are just dumb). Today is not your WRIGGLING DAY or anything officially special like that; but it IS a day when you are looking forward to playing a new game called SGRUB with your friends. Your trolltag is cerebralAnnunciator and you tend to often phrase things in a somewhat vague, wordy, roundabout way, && you also spice up your typing with math || computer symbols every now && then. ===>
