#ailien

Ollo everybody✨

Ahem..

TODAY Im here to ask some questions, if you know the answers please let me know,it would be nice of you.

In Megamind (just original):

Meg(short for Megamind)

How did they find such a picture of Meg for their magazine ?I mean he has a page or something ?👀

Scene :library date

How come Roxanne didn't realize that Meg and Bernard have same voice and maybe ..maaaybeee same perfect brilliant beautiful shining green eyes?

Scene :Roxanne finds Megs hide out him and Bernard fighting.

How much far Meg planning to go as Bernard dating Rox?like hey why our baby is blue?=)))

Why Bernard personality is...like that?is there anything make him act different?show some feelings maybe?(I like him the way he is this mf is a total jerk)

Why Megs cell painted ?does it helps him..?

Why Megamind doesn't have a real name?that much alone and ignored to have even a name?(his names already cool but still)

Warden didn't think that it is illegal to raise a kid (not any kid)in jail?what if one of those prisoners hurt him?

Why they didn't sent him to orphanage or worse ..to government?!

Why warden didn't raise him or at least teach him difference between right and wrong ?

Is Bernard Dumb ??is he even an expert ???I guess he was on drug someone else said he was just tired and need sleep(well maybe BOTH)

I think he is too cool to kill BUT he could kill Bernard (he forgot or perhaps doesn't care about the others get a lil hurt u know)and planing to kill or hurt Metroman..soo...what is he at last?dangerous or...?

Why is he so mysterious and elegant ✨ ?=)

He's soo elegant if you noticed 🥺

I'll be happy to read your thoughts if you don't have the answers.💭💙

BBQ cause that's tasty

Cuddles

Scented candles

But like.. Humans have teeth literally for everything thing. Our larges facial oraface might be the swisspocket knife of space! Just stick with me here my dudes, because like, we have power full jaws tha are literally strong enough to shatter our teeth but we have a squishy brain hard wired not to which is why you can’t even if you try (but you can if you are having a seizure! Yay!). We have sharp incisors that cut like clippers, canines for tearing at flesh, and big flat molars to grind and crack stuff. Like…

Imagine ailiens watching in disgust and horror as a crewmate opens a stubborn water bottle with their teeth.

Imagine that same human slowly and carefully grinding some plant to a remarkably fine paste.

Imagine a human child biting an ailien in anger, and that ailien getting an infection FROM HELL BECAUSE MOTHER GAWD OUR TEETH ARE FILTHY!!!!

Then imagine an ailien doctor staring into the slimey overcrowded maw of that kid and watch as a human dentist pulls those extra, murderous, teeth out of the child’s super sensetive gums and putting them in a little baggy to give to a weird folkloreic figue that apparently trades these mouth-knives for currency????!?

And then also learning that the human tongue is super sensetive, in fact one of the most nerve dense areas of our body. And we literally chew RIGHT NEXT TO IT!

ALSO WOW TONGUES ! We use them to make all our weird noises, and they are just like loose,weirdly well coordinated muscels that have the own sensory ability! Like that is the only part of our body we do that sensation with (AGAIN RIGHT NEXT TO THE TEETH???)

Also, as if food consumption l, weaponry -both mechanical and biochemical- and sensory organ was not enough we can breath with our mothes? Like we have extra holes through which to breath??? Ehhhh! So may holes!!!

Hey hey heyyy! I just realized :

Coffee is very important. (lmao) So naturally you can add Iof to why humans freak out Ailiens for one thing wow. Addictive.

Imagine an Ailien crew member watching the human security officer drown her sleepiness in a big cup of Joe every morning and tremble glancing at the manual page 88 subsection D12 that no crew member may entertain a drug habbit while being an integral part of a Inter galactic starship and has to muster the courage to ask her to stop before the horrible incurable life deterring side effects kick in! “Horrible incurable life deterring side effects?” Security chief Anna is confused. “What?” First Mate officer Linux pudding like body swirls slugishly with discomfort. “That substance you drink, is highly addictive and toxic!” He can smell the noxious vapors from Here it makes him feel weak and sick. Musterng his courage he bubbles out to this terrefying master of combat “and may i say, its in very poor taste that you just bring that swill on the bridge! You could at least be subtel about your drug habbit. I will be forced to log a permanent demerit on you profile for theis.” The security chief blinks back stumped, not mention emberassed and outraged for the mark on her perfect record. “But…. it’s coffee. It’s not, what? Poisonous?” Medical officer Hachicinick makes a timely apperance. “Ah do I smell caffine? Anna, you MUST let me take apart your kidney one day. Evolutionary work of art. Wouldn't you say? That dear coffee plant spent millions of years making toxic caffine to deter herbivores from eating jujuut and there you omnivorous frea of kature go, seeking it out for FLAVOR. Now that kidney.mmJust for a few hours, I promis I will give it back immediately after my examination.” Anna whips her head around, she has NOT had enough coffee to deal with this crap! “Hachback not now!” She barks a little sharply. Linux trembles “see! It is already making you irritable and lashing out against crewmates. This is a serious danger to all of us.” “It’s Hachicinick.” The medical officer trills calmly “First Officer Linux, I commend you for your vigilance and concern, but, I can assure you tha Anna is not carrying on a dangerous addiction. It is true the caffine is dangerous for you and me but it is actually quite energizing for Anna, I would wager her productivity and efficiency would actually drop if we made her stop.” “Is… this a human thing?” Linux asks melting into the carpet in exasperation. Anna downs the whole rest of her cup in one go, slamming the ‘best security officer in the universe’ cup down on her work space “yes!”

Bonus round!

Ailiens discover coffee shops as a place for friendly discourse and ridiculously over developed coffee mixtures.

Some Ailiens can metabolize coffee but don’t get the energized thrill, so instead of alcohol it is sometimes fun to challenge a human to drinking contest of coffee and then watch them bounce off the walls for a few hours.

So like… what if ailiens try to hook up their human friends sometimes and it’s just so well meant? Like….

The human female is mustering the courage to ask that hot engeneer out on a rec-room date, chewing her lips and occaisionally twisting her fingers, obviously displaying stress to the [email protected] Rog'nor psychologist who is also her bff. Xe quickly identifies the problem stands up and shouts ‘Human-Steve! This human female, Alice, is uncertain in her chances of mating you. Would you like to engage in a conversation with her acompanied by food in order to gage your interest?’ #Steve Is so relieved that cute security specialist knows he exists

A telepathic ailien scanning a whole club and pointing his human buddy at all the nicest, funniest, most loving candidates #100% successes rate

A carnivorous ailien giving their help “Here I brought you this. Offer it to her as a token.” “Jib, that’s a raw dog leg!” #noooooooooooooooo

A intellectual ailien who has seven husbands/wives preps a first time on the love scene human by making them memorize the periodic table. And the human follows the advice religiously. #nerdpower