Jan 24, 2022
sylvie: if y’all ever had sex against a tree or on the grass
sylvie: i know
sylvie: i know 🧍
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sylvie: if y’all ever had sex against a tree or on the grass
sylvie: i know
sylvie: i know 🧍
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hello to new ppl i am currently deceased; by that i mean im in brainrot hell in genshin lore and i’m primary on my genshin oc at sylvctica! so you’ll be finding me there. i am vaguely working on revamping hideki’s blog ( moving to a carrd ) but otherwise do not count on me being here.
smooches to u all i hope you’ve been doing well and hello to moots who also see me yell on twitter ilu
(old pinned post cause i dont wanna lose it for when i do come back) icon layout is by paletterph
Zhongli, SIPPING HIS TEA AS HE LOOKS AT SYLVIES LIFELESS BODY ON THE GROUND:
Sylvie: i am feeling so unloved and attacked on this day, my own husband opting to sip his tea instead of check in on me, i am filing for a divorce—
Zhongli: clearly you are fine if you can speak without trouble. and here I was about to plan your funeral
Sylvie, DEADPANNED: aw that's so romantic, woooooow. am i gonna get one of hu tao's coupons too to tuck into my coffin?
Zhongli, BLINKS: as a matter of fact...
Zhongli, SLIPS A COUPON BETWEEN THEIR BOOBS: here you go 😌
Sylvie, FLUSTERED NOISE: i — WHY DO YOU HAVE THOSE ON HAND? since when are my boobs synonymous to a coffin??????
Zhongli, QUIET SIGH: the director has assigned me the task of handing them out
Zhongli, SHIT EATING SMILE: so I appreciate you taking one off of my hands
Sylvie: you know what? i hope the wind blows them all away so hu tao chews you out for losing them and i sure as hell am not returning the one between my boobs if that happens
Zhongli:
Zhongli: do not say that to her--she may actually consider using the wind as a means of distributing them
*checks watch* its not april fools, what is this uglee new icon
my brain doing happy clap noises at these new icons with this new additonal FC @afacere found for me (mwah)
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@batoushoujo said:
his woofs…
awoo he go with his woofs
making a genshin impact AU for hideki be like ( gestures to razor )
nighly reminder i have this beautiful pixel commission of hideki. big meme