By Loki's lacy underwear, how is this shit even allowed?
Y'all, do your aunt Kami a huge fucking favor and be super careful when reading articles on tips on food storage or even recipes.
I know a lot about food storage, but not everything. I am making candied yams tomorrow, and I couldn't remember if sweet potatoes brown like regular potatoes once peeled and cut. I figured so, but I wanted to make sure because if so, then I can store them in the fridge in water.
First fucking article I got was from The Mama Report and it's so fucking obviously AI generated it makes you feel like you're having a stroke!
For instance:
Sweet potato fries can be stored in the refrigerator for up to three months if they are cut. You will be able to prepare a large meal more effectively if you cut sweet potatoes ahead of time. You should only cut sweet potatoes three to four days before the meal to ensure they are well stored. If you want to cook sweet potatoes ahead of time, they should be cut three months ahead of time.
Y'all.
Seriously.
Do not fucking cut and store sweet potatoes in your fucking fridge and expect them to be good three months later. Freezer, yes, but not your fucking fridge. (If you're going to do freezer, cut and blanche them first. Works better that way.)
And, the fucking repetition! It's an article that shouldn't be more than handful of paragraphs, but it rambles on and on. I got cross-eyed just reading it:
Thawing sweet potatoes in the refrigerator overnight is a good idea, and reheating them in the microwave overnight is a good idea, too. Thawing sweet potatoes in the refrigerator overnight is a good idea, and reheating them in the microwave overnight is a good idea, too.
My darlings, I don't know whether to call this a minor offense but I'm sufficiently horrified by the implications.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE AWARE AND CAREFUL ABOUT AI GENERATED ARTICLES. BE CAREFUL WITH THEM AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE THEY ARE GOING TO BE USED AS PROPAGANDA IN THE COMING ELECTIONS, BUT BE JUST AS CAREFUL WHEN IT CONCERNS FOOD BECAUSE THAT SHIT COULD FUCKING KILL YOU.
Jesus fucking hell
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And, yes, I did send them a not even polite email, because fucking around with food is one of the things that trips my Pissed Off Hearth Witch Switch. It will probably do nothing, but it is the best I can do until I can figure out how to do more.
