#ahouseelf

IT’S MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE LIL TOE BEAN

dawwww....thank you! i'm always ricocheting back and forth between tumblr, tinychat, reddit, and pinterest. THINGS HAVE CHANGED IN MY ABSENCE....currently wrestling with this "new" interface (probably only new to me). i'm glad to see some of my favorite people here are still alive and well though! ♡♡♡♡♡

THANKS you too (and idk what those emojis were but i’m gonna assume at least one was the hearteyes emoji which I am sending to you. symbolically.)

YES but then right after I posted that he texted me back. HE KNOWS

BRETT I’M JUST FEELIN’ MYSELF THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ALCOHOL

1. First impression: I was super excited to be pen pals with you (like....I had already chosen a pen pal and then I picked you instead because I was like “THIS GIRL IS SO COOL”) and also intimidated bc you seemed much more interesting than me2. Truth is: you’re my best friend and [kelly clarkson voice] my life! would suck! without you3. How old do you look: i’m gonna say 21 bc you’ll be mad if I say any younger4. Have you ever made me laugh: YES, you always make me laugh! i’m flashing back to spring break when we drank together, i’m pretty sure we didn’t stop laughing the whole time5. Have you ever made me mad: yeah you’ve got a real Attitude about spoons and I don’t appreciate it6. Best feature: I feel really comfortable with you! I know you’ll never judge me for anything and that’s probably why you were one of the first people I came out to! idk it’s always just been really easy to be friends with you, I remember we were sooo nervous before we met the first time but we just clicked instantly and that doesn’t happen to me w/ people often so it’s a testament to how cool you are7. Have I ever had a crush on you: duh we’re dating9. Name in my phone: “Brett [heart-eyed cat emoji][elephant emoji][computer emoji]”10. Should you post this too? yeah!

listen if i’m going to hell i’m taking you with me

well she went from having a flip phone all her life to suddenly having an iphone so she is just now discovering the app thing. i’m sure candy crush is in the near future. and she drags me back into them too. hell is eternal