Victor and Polka for the kitchen/cooking habits~
Send me a ship and Iâll tell you.. (KITCHEN/COOKING HABITS)@ahealingpolka
Who washes the dishes by hand and who uses the dishwasher?
//Since Polka is usually homebound, she likely has more time to spend washing dishes by hand. Victor does so on occasion, usually when he needs a mindless task to do, but normally he just throws everything into the dishwasher.
Who cuts vegetables, fruit, etc by hand and who uses the easy to use chopper?
//A similar concept here where Polka cuts vegetables and fruits and such by hand and Victor occasionally does the same but usually uses the chopper.
Who pours the cereal into the bowl first and who pours milk before the cereal?
//Cereal first and then milk. They arenât heathens, you know.
Who buys/drinks bottle water and who uses/drinks from the tap?
//Since Polka gets sick really easily, it makes sense for her to buy bottled water. Itâs usually the safer option. Victor, on the other hand, doesnât care and drinks from the tap.
Who hoards disposable containers and who throws them away?
//They just buy their own containers. Cute ones with fancy designs on it. Much better ones than any old disposable container.
Who buys milk in a paper carton and who buys it in a plastic jug?
//I doubt either has a preference. Itâs just whatever is available at the store.
Who picks paper bags and who picks plastic bags after grocery shopping?
//They both probably bring their own reusable bags to the store.
Who HOARDS the plastic bags and who recycles them?
//They recycle the bags but in doing so, they need to hoard a bunch of bags.
Who hoards salt/pepper packs, togo silverware and other togo condiments?
//I donât think these two would hoard condiments and plastic silverware but Victor does have a small collection of fun salt and pepper shakers and Polka probably has a nice collection of fancy silverware. Maybe even some tea sets.
Who lets the garbage can overflow before throwing it out?
//Victor is always meaning to throw out the garbage but he forgets and lets it overflow by mistake.
Who gets annoyed when someone doesnât use the clips for the potato chips?
//Probably Polka but in all fairness to Victor, he rarely opens a bag of chips that he cannot finish.
//Victor eats a lot of snacks and canât be bothered to get a real plate for it all the time. Besides, thereâs something nice about throwing away a plate and not having to clean after yourself.
//Both of them do because they arenât heathens and coffee tables should be protected from drink rings.
Who licks the spoon/butter knife after they use it?
//Victor does. He doesnât even think before he does it anymore. Itâs just a thing you learn to do at the Ross house so people donât use your shit.
Who loses the bread ties?
//You come into my house and accuse my children of losing bread ties? How dare you.
Who kicks the ice under the fridge when it falls on the ground?
//Victor but only on really bad days.
Who constantly cuts/burns themselves when they cook?
//Both of them constantly hurts themselves as they cook. For Polka itâs because of some sense of clumsiness but for Victor itâs because he gets a little absentminded while he cooks.
Who organizes the spice rack?
//Both of them are constantly reorganizing that spice rack. Not because it needs it but because itâs something to do.
Who uses the microwave more?
//Victor snacks so much you guys, I canât stress this enough. He needs that microwave.
Who stops the microwave one second before timeâs up?
//Probably Polka. That microwave noise is not good.