#aghlysander

April 2020

Dear Diary,

I’ve obviously seen the Scamanders around school, and even talked to Lorcan several times since we’re in the same house. But Lysander’s a bit more intimidating, I suppose. For starters, he’s a Slytherin, and I haven’t made many friends in that house yet. Someone tried to tell me that it’s because my dad was in Dumbledore’s Army, but that’s absolutely ridiculous! They’re not their parents, they wouldn’t have a grudge against me for that, would they?

I think it’s much more likely that I’m just quiet and people think I’m a bit odd, so they haven’t seen much reason to reach out. But that so wasn’t the point I was trying to make, I was talking about how Lysander seems to be more of the charmer, who’s interested in impressing girls and being popular and playing Quidditch and pranks and things like that... things I definitely don’t relate to!

Only the other day while I was bored on Easter holiday, I was doing some research on the Goldstein family tree, because we were talking about genealogies in History of Magic and I got curious -- and it turns out we’re related to the Scamanders! Very distantly, of course, but Porpentina Goldstein married Newt Scamander back in the day, which means there’s at least some sort of tie between us now. And Lysander seems so fascinating, and maybe if I tell him that we’re related we’ll have something to talk about and I’ll find out that he’s actually just as sweet as Lorcan is.

I think I’m going to do it. Oh Merlin, I hope I don’t embarrass myself! And that he doesn’t think I have a crush on him, that would be so embarrassing, and people already think I have one on Louis because I think he’s cute, which is so not true, and just -- wish me luck, Diary! I’m going to go before I can keep rambling and write something that might seem incriminating later.

xoxo, 

Becca

I’m supposed to be paying attention to Professor Xavier’s speech but it’s already so boring. Why does he have to ramble about all this boring stuff when all we want to do is eat our dinner and meet our new housemates? How complicated can Hogwarts really be, old man?

Anyway, this is a note to myself to ask Roxy later how the heck a Scamander ended up in Slytherin. She always talks about how they grew up friends with her family, so I just assumed they’d be in good houses. The Ravenclaw one is automatically cuter just because he’s not a snake. 

Although I guess since he comes from a good family, I could try sitting near him when I have to get paired up with Slytherins during double classes. Maybe he’ll suck less than all the rest of them. Or maybe he’ll be a good friend for Ari, since she got put in the wrong house. Who knows. Who cares.

Not My Type | Alright | Cute | Adorable | Pretty | Gorgeous | LORD HAVE MERCY

I already answered this one, ‘non! But if you really want me to switch it up, I suppose this time I could swap Olly and Darcy.

Bed: Oliver.

Wed: Mr. Darcy.

Behead: Lysander. 

Hey @theonelysander. Apparently your left buttcheek’s bigger than your right one, no wonder you fly a bit lopsided.

...oh Merlin, this is probably going to hurt Lysander’s feelings, but um -- I think everyone knows that I’d really love to figure out who Mr. Darcy is more than just about anything else in the world right now.

@theonelysander:

ll the points will be gone before you know it if he continues to be a dummy. Apparently he’s the smarter one but eh, I’m not sure.

And yet you’re the Prefect and he’s the one who’s wanting to barge out into the forest when someone just died in there... I really think you win this category, Lys.