#agenthearsay

where are you watching this?! i want to seeeeeeeeeeeee too!!!

Top right foto!!! He’s SOOOOOO ADORABLE!!!!

It's one of my favs from the photoshoot :D RAWRRRRR.

NAME: You can call me Shawn (best I can do since I work in an extremely butt hurt industry)

AGE: 38 (seriously toyed with the idea of calling my blog the ahjumma chronicles) 

BIRTHDATE: July 4th

PRESENT ADDRESS: www.tumblr.com/dashboard (my family is starting to worry)

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 Truths about you. At the end, choose people to be tagged. 

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. Last beverage? Coke (my cocaine)

2. Last phone call? my mom, calling to plot knocking off my dad for the insurance money (weekly event)

3. Last text message? my son, lunch money drama

4. Last song you listened to? Smile by Uncle Kracker (don't ask)

5. Last time you cried? assuming this is a sad thing, 6 years ago (funeral) - if it's an anycry thing, whenever I laugh hard (Sunday) or tell any store about my son (he's my whole world)

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. Dated someone twice? Yes. Should have left his ass after the first time (didn't even need to update this one)

7. Been cheated on? Yep

8. Kissed someone & regretted it? Yep

9. Left someone? Yep

10. Been depressed? Yep

11. Been drunk and threw up? Nope, drinking too fast or too much gives me an instant doubled over tummy ache so it's never gotten that far

LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS

12. Black

13. Pink

14. Green

LAST YEAR (2011), HAVE YOU

15. Made a new friend?  Nope

16. Fallen out of love? Nope

17. Laughed until you cried? Yep

18. Met someone who changed you?  Nope

19. Found out who your true friends were? Sort of, I knew already but suspicions were confirmed (so sad it was family)

20. Found out someone was talking about you? Nope

21. Kissed anyone on your FB friend’s list?  Nope

GENERAL:

22. How many people on your FB friends list do you know in real life?  Know ... all of them, talk to more than once every 5-10 years ... maybe 5% 

question 23 has been absorbed from dark matter

24. Do you have any pets? Nope

25. Do you want to change your name? Only when I want to be anonymous, its unique

26. What did you do for your last birthday? Played spades with the family (extent of my social life)

27. What time did you wake up today? Never went to sleep last night, insomnia is a bitch

28. What were you doing at midnight last night? Everyday I'm tumblin

29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: first trip to Japan/Korea (tentatively planned for next summer)

30. Last time you saw your Mother? Sunday

31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life? I wish I could be more ME irl & I wish I could travel more

32. What are you listening to right now? A stupid conversation between people that really need to realize these walls are paper thin 

33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom? Nope

34. What’s getting on your nerves right now? Work.  Networking is difficult when you can't hide how you really feel about people

35. Most visited webpage? Bigbootybitches.com (aka Tumblr) - just gonna leave that there ,,, WOW!

36 is missing so I'll just think of a random question - answer: P E N I S !!!!

37. Nickname? Pooh Bear - use it & I will hunt you down and rip your spine out Mortal Kombat style

38. Relationship Status: Single

39. Zodiac sign: Cancer  

40. He or She? she

41. Elementary? my dear Watson

42. High School? Musical

43. College? OK I'll stop - yep 

44. Hair color: Black

45. Long or short? Somewhere in the middle (shoulders)

46. Height:

5’5"

47. Do you have a crush on someone? Someone realistic, nope

48. What do you like about yourself? I'm somehow open minded despite my environment, I don't look my age (which really helps in public since I rarely act my age) and I have a good sense of humor

49. Piercings? Ears only (such a rebel)

50. Tattoos? Nope

51. Righty or lefty? Righty

52. First surgery? None

53. First piercing? Ears, 2-ish

54. First friends? Tammy (cousin of my next door neighbor who only came over on weekends but was my besty), Kerri & Anisa at school

55. First sport you joined: Volleyball (only first because it was at the beginning of the year) - Did basketball & track too.  I was a real jock strap - I miss my legs

56. First vacation? Washington D.C.

QUESTION 57 IS MISSING

58. First pair of trainers? Shoes or bra?  either way, I don't know

59. Eating? More of a fan than I like to admit

60. Drinking? When the mood strikes or the party is right

61. I’m about to… Save this as a draft & get my ass back to work

62. Listening to? Bohemian Rhapsody

63. Waiting for? Someone irl to make my heart skip again (and those shoes I want at DSW to go on sale)

YOUR FUTURE:

64. Want kids? Got one supremely awesome kid - would love more but I don't know if I could deal with the age gap (almost done raising this one), so maybe I'll get to pick up where someone else left off one day

65. Get Married? Been there, done that & would do it again in a heartbeat 

66. Career? Accountant (which totally explains my rebel tendencies)

WHICH IS BETTER…

67. Lips or eyes? Eyes

68. Hugs or kisses? Hugs

69. Shorter or taller? Taller

70. Older or Younger? Younger

71. Romantic or spontaneous? Romantic

72. Nice stomach or nice arms? Arms, the better to hold me with my dear

73. Sensitive or loud? Loud if I have to choose, but I'm loud too so know your place

74. Hook-up or relationship? Relationship

75. Trouble maker or hesitant? Can we get some better options here - trouble maker I guess, I spend enough time in my own head for both of us

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. Kissed a stranger? Nope

77. Drank hard liquor? Yep

78. Lost glasses/contacts? Yep

79. Sex on first date? Nope

80. Broke someone’s heart? Yep, as much as I tried not to but you can't force what isn't there

81. Had your own heart broken? Does a bear shit in the woods? Yes it does, and apparently all over my heart as well

82. Been arrested?

Yep, unpaid traffic tickets - I'm feeling more like a nerd the more this goes on, even my rebellion is lame

83. Turned someone down? Yep

84. Cried when someone died? Yep, I do have a soul

85. Fallen for a friend? Yep, told another friend & she asked him out - BITCH!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. Yourself? Not as much as I should - Truth

87. Miracles? Yep

88. Love at first sight? Lust not love

89. Heaven? Yep

90. Santa Claus? Nope

91. Kiss on the first date? Yep

92. Angels? Yep

I TAG: