#agent tequila

I walk into through living room and into the kitchen and my parents are watching the Golden Circle and its RIGHT when Tequila and Eggsy meet Champ and my day has been so fabulous and that was the cherry on top

Agent Tequila is so fine i need to ****** *** ********* ******

My mommy is making fun if me for watching Kingsman The Golden Circle purely for Channing Tatum :(( "You sat through 2 hours of British accents-" Yes, mother. I know I hate the accents. It wasn't about them. And I got a little treat every so often. Leave me be. You ask to watch Rocky 4 every day.

Okay, I'm still on my Kingsman Golden Circle kick. I'm sorry but the fact that the amnesia is yk, undone through remembering your traumas. Like. Imagine your entire organization having a file on your deepest trauma in case of a head shot. Like surely, that's on file somewhere. Like, I couldn't imagine having to let EVERYONE know, in case of emergency. Like they all have to know each other's traumas what the freak. Or am I too lost in the sauce?

I'm too unserious. If someone I knew got the Blue Rash from Kingsman the Golden Circle and they started dancin? I'm playin Sneakernight by Vanessa Hudgens. Like before I learn the severity, obviously. But I'd get a couple loops of that stupid song before I get the hint that it's not the time.

Okay. I've rewatched Kingsman the Golden Circle, CLEARLY. And I havent watched the other movies, bc well, I watched Golden Circle for Tequila and that is all. Moving on! I sat and watched the whole thing and recognized the scene where Merlin is singing Country Roads, Take Me Home. And I remembered my DAD showing me and my brother that clip on youtube in the car when I was like 10. And now I have to sit here and wonder why the fuck he was showing us that? 😭