#agent s03

Also, Juliana would like me to remind you all that she keeps all relations with outsiders strictly professional and any rumors stating otherwise are lies, slander, and probably going to get you a one-way ticket to your variant of the afterlife.

"Do not shoot on sight. Jules, you can't just put a 'shoot on sight' order on someone just because they piss you off somehow. Seriously, get a grip."

On an unrelated note, would a Time caster please report to the training halls? Hall 5 is experiencing a spatial-temporal slip. Again.

~Ellen

"...Ugh, it's all moldy..."

As you may know, several critical portions of ISIS's database went down, preventing the system from processing log and message data. We have fixed the issue, so if anyone needs to submit mission logs, now's the time. And do so quickly so Judge Judy doesn't murder me for being at fault for incomplete documentation.

...To be fair, though, I'd probably at least consider it."

Finishing Move: "Let's see just how much that armor can take!"