Folding Laundry, Spy x Family mini fic
Decipher the intercepted report. Prepare intel for Handler. Pick up groceries. Loid ran through his seemingly endless list of tasks, calculating each step of execution and strategizing on the most efficient plan of action. But when he set the laundry to fold on the couch, Yor appeared with a smile.
âLet me help with that.â
It would take two minutes and thirty seconds to fold it himself, and he only had three minutes to spare on this mountain of clothes before he had to start on his patient files. But Yor was humming a tune as she started separating the clothes, and, after a moment, he sat down beside her and quietly started folding.Â
The afternoon sun streamed in, warm and fuzzy. Bond yawned disinterestedly at them and shuffled into Anyaâs room. Sitting so close to Yor, Loid wondered again why she never seemed to wear perfume.Â
Focus. Like any operation, Operation Strix could collapse in an instant if he wasnât vigilant. There was the slightest tension in Yorâs shoulders, a slight discomfort or unsureness, that heâd noticed before in these very quiet moments.Â
âDo you miss your life before this?â He asked, blunt in a way that only a moment like this could allow.
She looked up, surprised. Her eyes drifted to the window as she absently smoothed the creases in Anyaâs frock. Loid found his next breath hinged on her answer.
âIn an odd way, yes.âÂ
He knew it. Operation Strix was in danger. He had to find out more, a way to fix this. He had to keep this fake family happy for the sake of world peace. Â
Yor continued on. âAfter my brother and I came to the city, I was by myself. I kept a small apartment. Just a bed, a kettle, a few clothes. I didnât go out much, didnât have friends really. Yuri would visit, of course, but he was busy with work.âÂ
Loid tried to picture this life and found a familiar echoing pang. âThat sounds lonely.â
Yor shrugged. âIt was all I knew. Pain doesnât feel like pain when itâs all you know. But this?â She looked around, noticing the room and him in the same way heâd done. âThis is unfamiliar. And thatâs harder.âÂ
Her eyes widened, and red colored her cheeks. âNot to say that I donât want this or- or Iâm not grateful!â She rushed to explain. âThis is arrangement has been the best thing to happen. Itâs justâŠâ
âNew?â Loid supplied, though it wasnât quite the right word.
She hurried through the folding, and a moment later, nervously asked, âDo you miss your life before this? I mean- I mean, before Anya and your first wife?â
Loid slowly buttoned the shirt he was folding. He remembered the brutal military camp he infiltrated to get close to an officer. The snooty soirĂ©e to seduce the ministerâs daughter. The loud explosions of the battlefield.
âThere wasnât much of a life before,â he admitted.
She nodded gently, and the slight tension in her shoulders eased. And to Loidâs surprise, so in his. They folded the rest of the clothes, taking in the warm sun and noises from the street.Â
He gathered his clothes and she took the rest to hers and Anyaâs rooms. Putting them away, he ran through his list of things to do again. Heâd wasted too much time. He still had to prepare reports and patient files and get dinner. But the buzzing, stomach-turning anxiousness to get everything done had quieted, and that left him nervous and paranoid.
 So when he heard a ruckus, he rushed to Anyaâs room, grateful for something to snap him out of this calm.Â
Anya had gleefully seized Yorâs interruption to abandon homework and was playing spy with Bond and her toys.
âBut Agent Anya, what about your homework mission?â Yor cried in her TV-spy voice.Â
âThe mission is in trouble! Agent Anya needs hot coca to save the day!â Bond borfed. âAnd cookies!â
âOkay, if Agent Papa says itâs okay to take a break,â Yor said, turning to him standing in the doorway.
âAgent Papa!â Anya saluted. âHot cocoa and cookies!âÂ
Their eyes were shining bright in excitement. Bond wagged his tail. The house wasnât just warm with the afternoon, but with the joy of this little fake family.
Loid remembered the cold of the military camp sinking deep beneath his clothes, leaving him freezing and sick. He remembered the bitter bile taste of choking back his words when highbrow ministers spewed hateful words. He could feel the splintery wood of the makeshift cot as he lay at night, waiting for bullets to rain down on them in the morning.Â
He put on his best impression of Handler for his waiting family, but he suddenly understood what Yor was talking about. All of his past lives were hard. Terrifying even.Â
But not as terrifying as this.Â