okay hear me out, but me and @animalsofglass were Talking, and long story short, dr ryder needs a PR manager so bad. like he needs someone to be his Filter so he stops saying rude shit on air and instantly becoming widely hated. and it gets BETTER bc picture this, he gets a PR guy who’s super cheerful, people person, very bubbly and nice. it’s JUST the energy he’s missing!! this guy can fill in the cracks!!! so like, example, ok? when someone’s going off on him for, say, siccing spiders on them, his PR guy can jump in and be like ‘oh, hi, look, what dr ryder really MEANS to say is that, he’s super sorry for siccing spiders on you! let us send you a gift basket!!’ BAM the energy in here is better already. HUGE improvement from whatever absolutely abysmal shit ryder was probably going to say to this poor dude he sicced spiders on!! :)
he also needs this:
