COME ONE! COME ALL!
WELCOME TO THE INTERCONTINENTAL N-- AUCTIONING CONVENTION!
What would you like to purchase today? We have all kinds of n-- for sale!
We have short n--s, tall n--s, thin n--s, heavy n--s
Broke n--s, n--s trying to get rich, n--s on the grind, hustling n--s, hood n--s, pimp n--s, and thug n--s
We also have quite a few bleeding out and even dead n-- too!
Hold up! Iāll even switch it up for you! We have n--s from afar!
We have Asian n--s, real African motherland n--s, Hispanic n--s, Island n--s, and even the rare imaginary white n-- too!
Would you like them bundled according to color? We can do that as well for a small fee of course!
We have our lovely team Light-Skinned n--s package, the not so friendly team Dark-Skinned n--s package, shit we even created an exclusive Native American and Aborigine combo pack!
Oh, Iām sorry sir, you wanted female n--s? Why didnāt you say so?! Iāve got you there as well!
Weāve got the ravishing Red-bone, the exotic and sexually yummy Yellow-bone, and the Bad Bi-Racial Bitch for your selection
If you want you can also take a look at some of our high selling femaleĀ n--s such as Diabolical Dirty Diva, the Suck and Swallow Slut, the Freaky Friday Fuck, and the Promiscuous Pussy Princess as well
Please, please, do take your time, kind sir. Your satisfaction is of the utmost importance to us!
Ah I see, you want something expensive
Would you like an unusual, classy, shop till you drop, diamond ring and Maybach music playing from her untouched vagina, Iām too good for any bullshit unless itās Dolce and Gabana, strong, independent and black female n--?
Oh thatās too steep of a price? I seemed to have misread you. Wait, whatās that? You want something extremely cheap?
Well we do have a nice selection over here in our vending machine as well for your convenience
Now keep in mind these n--s are cheaper but theyāre also way more entertaining
Ghetto n--s and their counterpart hoodrat female n--s, Gunslinging gang n--s with 9mms complete with police officers as well, arrested and handcuffed n--s, going to court and being sentenced n--s, guilty and locked up n--s, and even some buried with the flower n--s are all in the vending machine for $1.25
Oh? Not today? Thatās fine. Thank you and please do come again!
WHATāS UP MY N--s?!....I SAID, WHATāS GOOD MY N--s?! That was a trick question
Everyone wants to be a ān--ā but no one wants to be a Negro
Everyone wants to ball hard and shoot in the gym but no one wants to practice
Everyone wants Bugattis and high priced champagne but no one wants to work their ass off
Everyone wants to be the free floating, 25 sitting on 25 mil, rich with my crooked smile n--, but God forbid if they should have to be black too
No one wants to be an actual ān--ā, a slave n--r, or a Negro
No one wants to wake up in the shadows terrified to walk out into the sunlight afraid of their own dark ebony skin
No one wants to be the person that walks around petrifying white women into pillars of salt with their Sodom and Gomorra filled frames of Medusa-indused melalin within the pores of their skin
No one wants to be the monster of every womanās rape nightmare, the scare of every fatherās house break-in, and the target of every police sergeantās justice enforced issued pistol
No one wants to be a Negro shackled and burdened under an institutionalized racism, locked up in a revolving door of an industrial prison complex; forever to look up through barred ceilings at a sky that he knows is not his
No one wants to be a Negro but everyone wants to be a ān--ā
No one wants to be the Negro living in the projects of Section 8 housing
Struggling to find legal ways to cover the cost of your average living wage against the insufficiencies of your minimum wage paycheck
Where the y-intercept of any gangster lean multiplied by the greed of money divided by the number of arrests equals the number of cocaine bricks being slung around in a duffel bag subtracted by an extensive criminal record adding to the number of years behind a maximum security prison sentence
You will never see a drive safely sign on the side of the road for a black child
They are not hit by unmindful cars for they are too busy being slaughtered by unmerciful guns
Struggling to survive in an urban war where every bullet is another check mark towards the genocide of black children within this country
You will not see black people portrayed as lawyers within Hollywood for America is already too accustomed to seeing them as convicts
Ready to be sentenced to life imprisonment with every syllable that squeaks out of the judgeās self righteous mouth
When did it become okay for black citizens to refer to each other as white property?
How many centuries of shackles around necks, wrists, and ankles did it take to burden the spirits of African-American people away from the potential of true enlightenment?
How many verses of easy women and fast money, derogatory movies, and white washed school books have to be filtered into the invisible backpacks within the minds of possible Douglasās, Malcolmās, and Duboisās before acceptance into post-racist and colorblind thought?
Just when did it become okay for kings and queens to refer to each other as slaves?
Everyone wants to be a ān--ā but no one wants to be a Negro
Everyone wants to be āblackā while keeping their status of power and privilege intact
Everyone wants to be a Kendrick Lamar and a Michael Jordan, shining in the lights without the fear of being followed in the camera
Everyone wants to be the free floating, 25 sitting on 25 mil, rich with my crooked smile n--, but God forbid if they should have to be black too