Currently have a word doc that's just some blank spaces, some underscores, and the phrase "When I got out of bed this morning I didn't think I'd be wishing for Scientologists, but boy was I wrong!"
I'm hesitant to spoil the sanctity of such a document tbh but it must be done. That glorious line deserves context.
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Look I just want to write the scene where Red Skull gets run over by a magic flying bed, is that so much to ask? Why does my brain have to have it make sense with the context of the story, huh?
From a discussion about the type of people who become heroes to Endeavor the soap creature
I have a ridiculous train of thought that I must scream in some direction or I will explode. Mind you, this idea would happen way down the line, if it happens at all.
So I have a long-standing Marvel/Original Work fic, been working on it since sixth grade, essentially, and I’m currently in the middle of seriously updating the new version of the fic so it’s formatted to be more reader friendly. The first two books, for lack of a better term, is strictly Marvel, but, eventually, the plan is to have a sort of MHA crossover where four original characters, Tony, and Clint get sent to a MHA world through a series of misadventures involving various magical bullshit. At this point, they have already been through a few other alternate worlds including, but not limited to: Avengers: EMH, Young Justice, Justice League/Justice League Unlimited, Danny Phantom, and One Punch Man. The timeline of the world they came from mostly follows the timeline of Avengers Assemble.
Through some more bullshit, they all end up working closely with UA. (They use aliases but for the sake of not hurting my brain I will refer to them as my typical shorthand) Most of the Heroics teachers are aware of the situation due to them crash landing on UA’s campus during a teacher’s meeting. In the world the six of them came from, the MHA manga and anime exist, and they are determined to keep the War arc from happening by nearly any means, while keeping as close to the canon timeline as possible to prevent deviations they can’t predict. There’s more to it, but for now, just roll with it, it’ll make more sense when I finally write it. Now let me set the scene.
The fab six are hanging out at the dorms. No other characters are around, and none of the students have moved in. They’re relaxing in the commons. One character (George McCartney/Locate) makes a joke about all heroes being theatre kids in one way or another. The usual POV character (Laurel Mishevski/General) overthinks for a few seconds, as she is prone to do. She takes the joke statement and pretends like it’s a theory she’s testing. Her conclusion?
Gen: “Holy shit, you’re actually right.”
Loc: “What?”
Gen: “There’s just so many…”
Rose O’Hara Payne/Katan: “Oh my god you’re right.”
Tony: “Shut up, there’s no way it’s every- I mean look at Clint!”
Clint: "Tony, I grew up in a circus.”
Tony: "Okay... but that doesn't mean it's true. Not every hero is a theatre kid."
Tina Fox/Techno Mist: “Hang on, before we go any further, I think we should establish what we mean by theatre kid?”
Loc: "It was just a joke!"
Gen: "Yeah, but I ain't fuckin’ laughing. As for what we mean by theatre kid, are we going with the more literal definition of having been involved in theatre as a kid, or are we broadening the definition to include anyone with the skillset and mindset that would have allowed them to thrive in such an environment?"
Tina: "I mean, if we're trying to disprove the theory to the fullest extent we should probably include people who just love theatre without wanting to get involved."
Gen: *nods thoughtfully* "In that case, I propose we used the three categories we came up with that one time, the Literal, the Aficionado, and the Repressed, while following the main rule that the only thing all theatre kids truly have in common is a flair for the dramatic and the need to act on it."
Tony: "The what!?"
Clint: "Not this again. Guys, if you do that you'll never be able to completely rule anyone out. There's no way to know if someone likes theatre or not without talking to them about it. I mean, all of us fall into Literal and Aficionado for Christ's sake."
Rose: "When did we come up with those?"
Gen: "It was during a five am discussion after George and I dragged Tina and Clint along to see a performance of Heathers. Does anyone need the categories explained?"
And that's as far as I'm going to get on that part of the dialogue for now. Eventually, they agree on an exception to the theatre kid rule, Green Lantern John Stewart. And by that, I mean they devolved into frantically naming various heroes they know about/have met before someone immediately names which of the three categories they give off the vibes of belonging to. John Stewart being named was met with silence before Gen and Tina let out shrieks of euphoria while the others sighed with relief. After that they’re able to name a few others, but not many. However, the conversation has some interesting detours before we get there.
Loc: “Well, we can rule out the entire UA staff at least.”
Gen: "Hang on now, Aizawa's not a theatre kid... actually now that I say that out loud..."
Tina: "What are you talking about? He's totally an exception!"
Rose: "I'm sorry, do the words 'iT wAs a LoGiCaL RUse' mean nothing to you!?"
and of course, what you're probably here for.
Tony: "What about Endeavor?"
Clint: "Does Endeavor really count as a hero?"
Gen: “Ok, stop. If we start considering villains or debating whether or not to count someone hero, this conversation will never end. For simplicities sake, let’s exclude people who we know are morally questionable.”
Tina: *snickers* “Could you imagine if Endeavor liked musicals though?”
Rose: *giggling* “What would his favorite musical even be?”
Gen: “Obviously, it would be Legally Blonde!”
Group laughter of course.
Gen: “Can you imagine, though? Him in the shower-”
Loc: “No one wants to imagine that!”
Gen: “Well just pretend it’s like cartoon logic, the soap covers the stuff you don’t want to see-”
Clint: “He’s just a soap monster then!”
More cackles and laughter.
Gen: “Okay, but seriously, imagine him singing along to ‘Omigod You Guys’ in the shower. Imagine it. Endeavor.”
Tina: “Wait, is it funnier if he sings in his range or in falsetto?”
More giggling, and then they get back to the original topic. And that’s all i have to scream about for now.
Oi, the thing I thought escaped when I fled Wattpad. Tags!
Anyways, the rule is to post write three sentences from a WIP and post them, then tag others, of course. Three, I believe.
Tagged by @deusvervewrites
I look around at the others, making eye contact with Josh and Tina as if to ask "You hearing this too?" even though I've tuned out most of Kaikara's ranting- I mean, I'm paying attention enough to get the gist, but like, I don't want to emotionally process whatever fucked up explanation she has for leaving us to die and disobeying direct or- did she just sneak in an Anti-Huma- oh she's definitely railing against humans, and that is not what you want for someone sitting on the board of an organization whose existence is dependent on keeping magic on the down-low in a world where reg humans are the majority population.
As she finishes her stupid explanation of her ideology- the fuck does she mean far-left, not wanting innocent people to die is pretty universal as far as morals go, not even that political of an ideal- all I can think is how much I hate her, and maybe it's that magic-booster-drug-cocktail thinking for me, but as I'm staring at her stupid perfect scarless face that hasn't fought and suffered and lost the way I have I can't help but think that she was never my friend, not if she was hiding this much hate and vitriol under her hotheaded-but-friendly façade.
"Far left, huh? Oh I'll show you far left," and before she can even process her words, Kaikara is on the floor cupping her nose, and it turns out my far-left-hook is still solid, although my shoulder is a little sore with how much force I put into that.
I figured I might as well celebrate with something from a thing that started on the old orange hellsite. A Frying Pan to the Face. This bit has been in my head for like two years now, so I finally wrote the most important part of it. And like that Alphabet Story I bullshitted my way through for school, I am abused the fact that dialogue in quotation marks technically counts as one sentence if you follow it up with a tagline. Hell, I abused every grammar technicality to keep it to three sentences, because I am way too wordy for this challenge.
And that’s that on that. The bit is two chapters ahead, so god knows when it’ll get the full context behind it, although the chapter draft has been started for ~6 months. It’s the previous chapter that is the problem child.
Now, @deusvervewrites , take your goddamn tagback because you are the only person I feel socially okay with tagging for this! I have no friends! This is what i get for never reaching out!
I’m joking, I’m joking. Sort of. I’m very awkward, and I don’t interact as much as I should. I’ll get around to that someday.
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