today became an adventure really quickly. 

I remembered Spyro exists and was drawing Spyro, then I was drawing Ember and thinking about Obligatory Hets and how annoying it is, when suddenly I realized I could headcanon characters as gay. I felt liberated. I could now be in a world with colorful fictional lesbian dragons. 

I send my newly formed headcanons to a blog that compiles the lesbian headcanons and canons, then I make a silly post about how the het shippers would Destroy me if I said such things aloud on deviantart. 

I get the idea to draw Cynder and Ember making out because yes (thank you bentguisarme for encouragement), then I have trouble drawing Cynder so I get ultrafocused on that, one drawing reminds me of a bird or a dinosaur or something and then I go onto google to look up what specific dinosaur, then I kinda look and its like 

“holy shit she looks like Maleficent” 

so now I’m going finding comparison posts between the characters because I want to make 90 shitposts about how alike they look, but then I get distracted

by Maleficent’s face. 

festivecollen is all “I can’t believe you want to bang the witch from Sleeping Beauty,” meanwhile I’m messaging the one person who would understand, 

pussykraken replies 

“ursula is cuter” 

and in two seconds, I am converted to a new lesbian ship, one hour before I got converted to an entirely different lesbian ship. 

and I still haven’t finished my drawing.