May 8, 2022
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Eugene spits out his champagne. āYou did WHAT?ā They had finally reached the coup part of the story. His cousin looks startlingly disturbed by this development. āYou staged a coup?!ā
āKeep your voice down, youāre freaking people out,ā Varian tries to say, but his cousin talks over him.
āVarian, you canāt take over neighboring kingdoms!āĀ
āWhy not? It wasnāt hard. You should be proud of me, I did it in less than a year.ā
Eugene is rapidly turning purple. āBy the moon, you canāt justāhow did youāholy shit.ā His cousin drops to his haunches, breathing heavily through his mouth.
#afdj#longer than one sentence#BUT#i live for varian giving eugene a mental breakdown it's so fun#hugo tells people he let var take the throne but we all know the truth#if you leave var alone long enough he's gonna take over somebody's kingdom#it's just statistical fact#anyway#here's the great au#asks#ty ths is so fun!!
