May 8, 2022
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Eugene spits out his champagne. âYou did WHAT?â They had finally reached the coup part of the story. His cousin looks startlingly disturbed by this development. âYou staged a coup?!â
âKeep your voice down, youâre freaking people out,â Varian tries to say, but his cousin talks over him.
âVarian, you canât take over neighboring kingdoms!âÂ
âWhy not? It wasnât hard. You should be proud of me, I did it in less than a year.â
Eugene is rapidly turning purple. âBy the moon, you canât justâhow did youâholy shit.â His cousin drops to his haunches, breathing heavily through his mouth.
#afdj#longer than one sentence#BUT#i live for varian giving eugene a mental breakdown it's so fun#hugo tells people he let var take the throne but we all know the truth#if you leave var alone long enough he's gonna take over somebody's kingdom#it's just statistical fact#anyway#here's the great au#asks#ty ths is so fun!!
