And then, as a joke, you pull out a hammer and ironically start violently hitting the fountain lady with a hammer to "intimidate her into giving you a halo."

You have a good laugh and then actually do the fountain. You look through the fountain answer sheet and pick the correct answer for the frozen wings story (A). You skip through the dialog because nothing interesting ever comes from this part and you just graze through it. And then you see the final word in the story. And then this happens.

got to participate in the last bit of finalfest, and i should get back to writing really soon! Sorry for no updates on my writing.

(Also i unlocked the “lawyer” splashtag mid-session so i changed everything.)

Which is why I think it deserves the good ole' 2018 fandom treatment. Where's the AUs? I wanna see someone make one of those swap AUs for this game where the player character is the one chained in the basement and the Princess has to slay them. And I think this concept can work pretty well in an au. Cuz like- for every chapter 2 princess, there is a new voice. I think those voices should be personified and turned into the chapter 2 chained MC and vice versa for the princess and whatever.