So me and one of my best friends aeloreus were talking about how our families always get so grouchy during christmas and she goes:
"WE WILL ENJOY CHRISTMAS GOD DAMNIT ALL. I'M NOT LETTING YOU JOYLESS BURNT OUT FUCKS RUIN THIS FOR MEEEEE I WILL DANCE NAKED SUCKING ON CANDYCANES AROUND THE BONDFIRE YOU'RE ALL BURNING IN SO HELP ME I SWEAR JINGLES BELLS BITCH."
Then adds:
"so fuckit I will be the god damn tyrant of motherfucking joy. SANTA WILL FEAR MY JOLLINESS" CHRISTINA I LOVE YOU XD XD XD

















