#aefintyri

[text: gotti] AHHHHHH!!

[text: weather dude] did you ever get to make those tshirts? ‘cause i’m still convinced it would b pretty rad 

“Would you push an old lady over for $100? Asking for science reasons.”

“To celebrate, you should dance with me! Do something fun! You like painting, right? You can paint on my back even if you’d like!” He’s trying to have fun, don’t judge him.

“This is very important and essential question for the rest of the evening, you know.” The Czech smiled, showing his distema. “Do you like kittens?”

“So the other day, I had this dog following me home. It was tragic because I couldn’t just adopt her -- I own five cats. But she was so friendly and sweet, I gave her some of my food and checked to see if she had a number on her collar, which fortunately she did so she’s reunited, but I’m still sad about it. Do you ever sometimes see a cute animal and you wanna keep them but you can’t?”

Do you want to be impoverished?

I’ve been wondering if you’d like to ski with me one day. This is where I spend most of my time as of late and I thought I’d invite you for some time if you wanted to come over.