#adventuresinclass

Stuart Monarchy

Professor: *tries to explain the complexity of a royal family tree*

Chloe: "Wait, what?"

Sam: "Who married whom?"

Me: "All you need to remember is that Mary married William and had William who married Mary."

Chloe & Sam: *stare at me in shock*

Me: "What?!"

Today in my Stuart Monarchy Class....

Professor Warnicke: "So, I don't know about anyone else, but I saw her last night with my husband and I didn't really like it."

Me: "Her?"

Sam: "Oh, do you mean the movie Her?"

Warnicke: "Yes, with Joaquin Phoenix. And I'll tell you what. I thought it was a silly movie. I mean, I'm not going to fall in love with my computer just because of a sexy male voice!"

Latin 101

Arlan: "Yeah, I absolutely love Criminal Minds!"

Me: "I know! I'm really bummed that I haven't been keeping up with it."

Kid in Front of Us: "Oh, my cousin is on that show."

Arlan and Me: *stares at him with the intensity of laser beams*

Me: "Who is your cousin?"

Kid: "Matthew Gubler."

Arlan: *screeches at the top of her lungs*

*books and papers go flying*

*she falls out of her chair screaming*

Ancient Rome

Professor: "So here's Sulla..."

Me *looks to Dylan* : "..."

Dylan: "Don't-"

Me *loud enough for everyone to hear* : "He looks like VOLDEMORT!"

Shakespearean Lit

TA: Now, what would our modern day "fairies" be?

Class: *silence*

TA: ALIENS! UFOs, and weird bug eyed people performing experiments.

Kid in the Back: *coughs* Anal probing.