#adventuresincalculus

*Class has to do a worksheet and get the answers checked off by the teacher over three days before a quiz* INTJ *starts right away the first day collaborating with neighboring student* INTP *does NOT feel like it because want to read their awesome book* INTJ *finishes up the worksheet the second day despite taking an AP test in the morning* INTP *took the AP test in the morning and wants to go home* INTP: *crap it's the last day* INTP: INTJ did you do this thing to get this answer? INTJ: Let me check. What question are you on? INTP: One. INTP: One A.

*Seating changed so ENTJ no longer sits near INTP and INTJ* INTP: I think ENTJ left us because she found out how weird we actually are. INTJ: Agreed. I mean we're pretty weird. INTP: Also you bring out my weirdness so with us sitting together with her she probably thought "woah I can't handle this and their laughing". INTJ: You do too haha. I think it would've been fine if she sat in between us cause we would have that normal barrier and had stayed calm but no. You being in the middle just caused chaos and weirdness to unleash. INTP: Yeah sorry. Oh well. Goodbye ENTJ.

*class going over homework problems* INTJ: Look INTP at all this work for #38 for just the answer being zero. I hated this one. INTP: *looks at long string of work on INTJ's page* You didn't have to do all that. Look at mine. See once I got to the second step here I could tell that it would be 0 over everything so the answer would be zero no matter what. INTJ: Are you kidding me... INTP: hahaha INTJ: I'm not talking to you anymore.

*Teacher going through lesson* Teacher: So look at this problem and see if you can do it on your own first. Teacher: *accidentally flips paper showing the rest of the work and steps for the problem underneath* Entire Class: *gasps and groans*-- Teacher: Don't get scaredDon't get scaredDon't get scaredDon't get scared--it's okay!

ENTJ *confused about solving the problem on the screen* ENTJ: *whispering* What are we doing right now? INTP: *whispering* We are making the equations. We are solving the equations. ENTJ: *talking normally* INTP if you talk to me like I'm inferior to you one more time..

Teacher: I'm going to pass out the quizzes now so look them over to prepare for your test on Tuesday. INTP: *head on desk* ..... INTJ: INTP INTJ: Now is the time that we recognize that the world is not all about math....that people can still get far without calculus...so keep your chin up...it's not everything. It won't be that bad...now is not the time to dwell on one mistake...look to the future and you will see that it's okay without math at this level...so keep your chin up...tomorrow is stil--we are going to die in about 2 seconds.

ADVENTURES IN CALCULUS #10 (I screwed up the formatting) *someone drew this across the room in Calculus* INTP: *notices it* INTP: *starts laughing in the middle of lecture* ENTJ: What INTP: *keeps laughing* ENTJ: *hits INTP with pencil* WHAT ENTJ: Why are you laughing?! After class: ENTJ: What were you laughing at? INTP: *points to drawing* INTJ: Oh my God you are FIVE

ENTJ: *sitting cross legged with foot propped up* INTP *about to poke ENTJs shoe with a pencil* ENTJ: Do NOT touch mY SHOE INTJ *to INTP*: May I just say, for the second time--Are you aware of how weird your life sounds? INTP: Oh I'm aware.