I am the cheesiest goober you'll ever meet, deadass my favorite idea for a pickup line (and I can obviously only use this on someone who I know is into me) is:
Walk up to them, ask "wanna see my favorite pickup line?" With a shit eating grin.
Then draw a line on the ground between us (chalk or in sand, idk) and immediately scoop them off the ground.
AND I KNOW SOME OF YOU WOULD BE SWOONING INTO AN EARLY GRAVE or so furiously endeared you wanna bite me which is just as good tbh BUT I CANT ACTUALLY DO THAT TO PICK UP SOMEONE I DONT KNOW ARE YOU INSANE











