Relationship headcanons
WAAPP C00lpizza/PizzaTakeover
Elliot is so in love with C00lkidd it's genuinely sickening
C00lkidd loves to tease Elliot about everything and anything
When everyone knows that Elliot's dating C00lkidd, Elliot will never shut up about her
They have very different backgrounds
Elliot will probably never meet C00lkidd's family
Not because they're toxic or anything/just because I have no clue on how they're like
Elliot's sister Mia HATES C00lkidd
"Oh the other day C00lkidd was-" "SHUT UP ABOUT C00LKIDD!"
Elliot fell for C00lk1dd at first sight
They took a little longer
If they could, they would get married
C00lkidd’s wanted posters make it hard to though
BirdFeed/Garden on the Heights/AdminFlower (TRUD Telamon x C00lk1dd)
C00lk1dd could never love him
Telamon is actually in love with C00lk1dd
Telamon falling in love with C00lk1dd was one of the first strong emotions he felt in a while
C00lk1dd wishes he could break up with the man
Telamon still kills exploiters and hackers even while dating C00lk1dd
Telamon is unlikely to change, but even if he did, C00lk1dd still wouldn't want him
Telamon has given C00lk1dd many gifts
C00lk1dd hates all of them (except the ones he doesn't know were from him)
This would have to be a killer/survivor swap if the game happens
Telamon is only emotionally abusive
Telamon has no clue what he's doing wrong due to him being in denial
Telamon would never hurt C00lk1dd, but C00lk1dd doesn't believe that
C00lk1dd doesn't talk as much as they did before Telamon
No one knows how the relationship happened besides the two of them
No one knows why Telamon likes C00lk1dd, including C00lk1dd
C00lk1dd's friends pray on the relationships downfall
The other admins kinda went "Him? Really? Okay I guess." to Telamon
C00lk1dd hopes that Telamon will get bored of him and break up with him (he won’t)
DoubleFlowers/NightSpider/SecondLife (TRUD C00lk1dd x Azure)
(pre-TRUD) C00lk1dd reminds Azure of Two Time when they were together sometimes (before they went insane and killed him)
Dates often are just gardening together
Azure still has anger issues and attachment issues, but they're worse now
Both pre and post TRUD C00lk1dd would be able to help him with them
TRUD C00lk1dd would also but he wouldn't be as good at it due to having his own issues
They would cuddle often
Azure picks them up and C00lk1dd just admits defeat
Azure loves to listen to C00lk1dd talk
Both of them talk about flowers for hours
Azure listens to C00lk1dd talking about all of the different kinds of plants
Azure loves C00lk1dd's pet spider
He doesn't know how to interact with C00lk1dd's siblings though
Hates Telamon in solidarity
Azure is a very jealous person, C00lk1dd is not
K1dd^4/PoisonousFlowers (TRUD C00lk1dd x Forsaken 1x)
Took a long time for 1x to confess
Yes she confessed, C00lk1dd doesn't care to much about relationships in my head
1x confuses his emotions towards C00lk1dd a lot because it's hard for him to feel anything besides hate
They kinda just, listen to C00lk1dd talk most of the time
They have mixed emotions about Pre-TRUD C00lk1dd
He's still attracted to him, it's just different
She feels, more protective of him, which is stupid because he can defend himself extremely well if he wanted to
1x lets C00lk1dd lay on top of him sometimes
1x thinks of it as a win-win situation, as they get to brush their fingers through his hair
1x wishes she had hair everytime she does that
C00lk1dd is a lot more affectionate then 1x
He will cover 1x's face in kisses as he justs sits there, taking it all in
Shedletsky questions if he should give C00lk1dd a shovel talk as that is technically his creation, but decides not to as both of them hate him and he doesn't want to go out like that
C00lk1dd's parents are chill, but his mom would've given 1x a shovel talk
Post TRUD C00lk1dd's going through something, and 1x tries their best to be there for him, but it's hard for them to relate
1x also has no clue how to interact with c00lk1dd's siblings, except it's worse
Switchblade/1xK1dd (TRUD)
I think TRUD 1x was originally a robot that Telamon created but I don't know exactly, so we're just gonna say that he was for these
C00lk1dd does repairs on 1x
1x would've loved to meet pre-trud C00lk1dd
C00lk1dd hates Telamon more than 1x does
He has enough hate for that man for the both of them
The other killers are tired of them
They don't even do that much they just sit together and share a room
They could be having a conversation but the second one of them calls the other a nickname or says "I love you", someone starts teasing them
1x doesn't care to much but C00lk1dd gets embarrassed and shuts up immediately
Post/Pre TRUD C00lk1dd wouldn't care to much about it, only TRUD would
It's because both post and pre TRUD C00lk1dd have friends that they can remember
TRUD C00lk1dd's kinda alone in that department
C00lk1dd can pick 1x up if he wanted to
Pre-TRUD 1x would've had the best chance at getting along with C00lk1dd's siblings
Post-TRUD is a nightmare because 1x was mostly sane when doing everything, while C00lk1dd's mind was kinda fucked up, so C00lk1dd's having a breakdown crying over the things they've done while 1x just stands there
