#admin roe

• BBL

• facelift

• prepping for going on The Masked Singer

• growing out a bad fringe

• mental breakdown (possibly due to William knocking up Rose Hanbury)

• going on drag race All Stars (courtesy of Bianca Del Rio)

• they’re getting a divorce

•induced coma

• she’s straight up just dead and the royals are just digitally “weekend at Bernie’s”-ing us

• she’s moved to a small town and has met a man who doesn’t know she’s a princess and is teaching her the real joy of Christmas.

Born John Michael Osbourne on the 3rd of December in Warwickshire, England, Ozzy rose to fame as the frontman of legendary metal band Black Sabbath. His impact on music and English culture is unable to be counted, and his legacy is one of insurmountable musical talent and frankly, utter hilarity. He passed earlier today, the 22nd of July, a few weeks after his farewell show in Villa Park Stadium.

I complimented a woman on her outfit today and my grandmother hissed my name at me like I’d just shook a turd out of my trouser leg.

A woman once hugged me in a Wetherspoons bc I said I liked her dress and my sister hid under the table in shame.

Putting the homophobia in 2023 aside for a sec, what kind of drugs are the Church of England on??

This is literally the funniest possible response I could have gotten about this situation.

Touch grass.