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“Are you Victor Trevor? Because whenever I’m with you, all around me is well.”

“I fell for you faster than Mrs. Hudson can drive.”

“My love for you is so strong, not even Sherrinford could contain it.”

“Your ass is like Rosie’s rattle: If you keep throwing it in my face, I’ll keep grabbing it.”

“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not being long, but you’re the only one I need on it anyway.”

“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring to the length and circumference of my penis.”

“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”

“The Borgia Pearl is too boring for me, but I’d love to make you my Borgia girl.”