Summary: 2 summers agoā¦ thatās how long itās been. but thatās in the past, this is the now, and now ur pregant w/ someone other than ur bf taehyungās kid. how will u break the news to him, how will u tell him ur a hoe who likes messinā roundā with people u just met????
(A/N:Ā This is not ideally the first thing that comes to mind as the first work Iāll have posted on hereā¦ but this is the reality so here we are. If you read this, wowow Iām surprised anyone was able to get passed the summary, I really wasnāt expecting anyone to give this a chance so thank you. Hopefully Iāll post more actual writing in the future, this was just a result of me playing flipline games the past week and being in love with the character Alberto from Freezeriaā¦ pls donāt ask. Thank you again)
2 summers ago, he met her. 2 summers ago, he learned how to make a smoothie. 2 summers ago, they fell in love. But itās no longer 2 summers ago, and their love has faded. Everyone can see it him, you, Papa Louie, everyone. Itās gotten to the point that Papa had to intervene. He switched you from the freezeria to the wingeria. you two can no longer see eah other anymore. but thatās ok. now you can be a free hoe. somehow someway, jiminās dick end up fucking your throatā¦ apparently a new term the kids call āthrussyā??? a couple weeks later, you end up becoming pregnant, only itās not taehyungs, or jimināsā¦ itās Papa Louieās. you needed to go to hoe recovery, but you didnāt bc hoe was life. correction, hoe IS life. *dab* you have to tell your boyfriend of 2 days- wait noā¦ no, that was jungkook. who was it again??? the tall one. no, that was jinā¦ who the fuck is taehyung then?????? just as you were trying to figure out who he was, you heard you name being called. it was the gucci for days boi. kim taehyung. the boi who you still donāt know who the fuck he is. ābaby I missed you, whereāve you been??ā ā¦ āwho the fuck are you????ā he had the face of a hurt puppy whoās paw had been stepped on. you didnāt give 2 shits about how he mustāve felt, bc you ignored his upsetti spaghetti look. ābaby c'mon quit playing, itās me taehyungā wait this is taehyung??? nvm he hawt af ādamn now I wish u was the bb daddyā ā¦ ātf you mean you wish??? tf u mean bb daddy??? bitch is u preggers??? AND ITāS NOT EVEN MINE YOU HOEā suddenly, ALBERTO bursts into the freezeria, bc he was late as shit and he did not need another fucking tardy on his resume *dab on a bitch* but then he noticed that taehyung was yelling at u. āhey bro, donāt yell at her! she a ladyā taehyung turns and almost getās whiplash āso is u the bb daddy???? aW HELL NOā taehyung was ready to throw hands at ALBERTO but ALBERTO was confuckled as shit. he did not remeber putting his dimmsdale dimmidong in this bitch, otherwise known as u. but clearly, he had done something bc here u are preggers with his childā¦ I mean the dude just said soā¦ maybe it was the time he had spit on ur bitch ass bc you had sat in some chocolate like some bitch named AB, but thatās another storyā¦ā¦. anyways, he ran away bc he was not about to get fucked up just bc u got knocked up. while all of this was happening, u were chillin in a chair eating a frappe with extra whip cream with 2 cherries on the side, not giving a fuck, bc taehyung wasnāt ur man and u know damn well it couldnāt be ALBERTO with his massive shlong. in that moment, the man of ur dreams came out of the freezeria, DADDY LOUIE. ur kokoro went doki-doki, ur head was spinninā and u was slippinā. he was so hawt that y he built this freezeria to cool his smexy ass down a notch. u go to ur tru luv, DADDY LOUIE and tell him āshit bitch, u fine af! u wanna have another bb after im done poppinā this one out???ā unbeknownst to u, taehyung had heard this exchange. and he was so sad like 20000x puppies being stepped on bc how could he compete with the GOD. I mean he had everything, he was rich, he owned the freezeria, he had bitche left and right, and I mean c'mon he had U, the bitch who could suck a man dry and still look like a piece of fine ass while doing it. ur thrussy was over 9000x. he had to admit, heāll miss this about this bish, but he didnāt care. all that matters now is that u have a good life with ur bb daddy and never talk to him againā¦. who was he kidding, all that matters now is that he can finally go down on the new bus-boy, junglecock in the back room during breaks. and that is the story of how jungkook met taehyung, his hb of 70 yrs, with a bunch of rats (children) they adopted from u. bc u couldnāt keep yoā legs shutā¦ u hoe. THE END.
