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Hello everyone! Admin ki here ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡

I’ve started rewatching the lovely boys in bsd along with reading the manga translated by the wonderful @dazaiscans  last night, and with the anticipation of dead apple I’ve decided to reopen this imagines blog! 

Our current ask count sits at 73, and I’ll be slowly working through them all. If you’d like to write headcanons/ scenarios, apply to be a mod! 

Otherwise, 

I feel like this is a good time to point this out. Please keep these in mind when requesting!

Boys I write for easily:

Reiji (I’m a Reiji stan idk what y’all are expecting)

Yuma

Laito

Shu

Ayato

Subaru

Boys I write decently (maybe with a bit of crack because I’m suffering):

Ruki

Azusa

Boys I struggle with so much please just *sobs*:

Kanato

Kou

Richter

Karlheinz

Boys I only write crack for (not accepting requests AT ALL):

Shin

Carla

Kino

I also write for:

Yui 

Beatrix

Cordelia

Ki: Not an angst ask thank god (I can only take so much lmao), and for me a crush is general attraction (like me with every otome heroine’s best friend ever jesus)

Shu

Physical crush: a few weeksPersonality crush: 3-5 months

Reiji

Physical crush: 1-2 monthsPersonality crush: 4-6 months (this bitch be hard to get my g o d the ass) (sorry i love him i really do) (no i don’t)

Ayato

Physical crush: he’s so damn easy like 2-3 daysPersonality crush: 7 months to a year (you thought Reiji was hard this boy has denial rooted in him wew)

Kanato

Physical crush: if you’re small and cute like immediately otherwise 1-2 monthsPersonality crush: who knows? could be a few months? a few years?

Laito

Physical crush: like right away… jk for real it’s probably around 3 months surprisinglyPersonality crush: like Ayato, denial/not understanding –> 6-7 months

Subaru

Physical crush: 2 monthsishish?Personality crush: also 2 monthsishish?

Ruki

Physical crush: 2-4 monthsPersonality crush: 3-5 months

Kou

Physical crush: 3 monthsPersonality crush: he’s a bit better than Ayato, but not by much, 5-6 months

Yuma

Physical crush: 4 monthsPersonality crush: 5 months (because it takes him a month to realise that his physical attraction was also emotional the entire time jesus christ)

Asuza

Ki: Sure thing~~ (and hi, yes, I’m alive, for now) also this is a little short because Richter fails me

Richter (the number of times I had to rewrite this because I keep thinking it’s wrong)

Surprisingly very attentive and observant of his partner

He’s a good man when he’s not like, y’know….

Please praise him he loves it

He! Can! Cook!

He can do basic house chores too which is v nice

Ki: a small collection of random headcanons in no order

The Mukami mansion is the most lively and “Christmas-y”

Shu, despite everything, puts a small thing into each brother’s stocking but only if they put it up (yes even Reiji’s)

Christmas is one of the only times you’ll catch Reiji and Kanato in the kitchen working together, and the two put together a very classy Christmas dinner

Yuma harvests and makes the best roast vegetables and Ruki roasts the turkey to a T

Azusa wearing a santa hat is the cutest fucking thing

All the Mukami brothers sit together and decorate their Christmas tree

Ayato, Laito and Subaru do the Sakamaki tree and are actually pretty calm about it 

Ayato and Laito have managed to place on of this paper crowns in Shu while he’s sleeping before

They also manage to slip some holly onto Reiji’s glasses and Reiji doesn’t even care

On Christmas Eve the Mukami brothers all sleep together in the living area around the fireplace and tree.

Kou still believe’s in santa and leaves his stoking out to be filled, Azusa always fills it with candy and maybe something small like a novelty toy

At Christmas dinner Shu always, always, makes a speech. It’s usually only something like, “we made it another year without ripping each other’s head off, merry Christmas”, but all the boys wouldn’t have it any other way

Late Christmas morning Laito always accompanies Subaru to visit his mother, even if all they get to do is drop off her present, Subaru is always grateful for Laito going with him

The Sakamakis get no presents for Karlheinz, it’s an unspoken agreement

Ki: This is just a little something I’ve been feeling like doing for a while.

Disclaimer: This is all for comedy’s purpose.

Ayato

The legend, the meme, the man himself, Suck-a-dick Ayahoe

He’s the main/poster boy for the series but everyone likes Shu more anyway

His ego is so big you can probably use it to measure Yuma’s dick

This bitch thinks he’s some Lebron James ass shit, bitch can’t even lay-up without twisting his ankle smh

He likes tits like the fuckboi he is this nasty ass bitch

Also he’s like, at least a few centuries old, and he still can’t dress himself

Still the best now, Ayabitch?

Shu

Everyone’s OG let’s be honest, it’s Suck-a-dick Shoe

He might as well be a shoe he doesn’t do fucking anything goddamn

This bitch has got a fear of fire due to past trauma just like, light a match in front of him, that’ll get him moving (I’m horrible)

He’s kind of a dick to all his other brother and tbh I don't blame him

He supposedly plays violin and speaks some French or Latin or somewhat idk man he’s just some stuck up rich kid with family problems

Subaru

You’d think Reiji’d be the angriest with rage phonetically in his name but nope it’s Suck-a-dick Toyot-I mean Hyunda- I mean Land Rov- I mean Nisa- wait no that’s the furry from the other family my bad

He’s always angry

He’s also a car

Is having an affair with about 30 walls in the Suck-a-dick mansion

He doesn’t like people in his room because he’s hiding a large MCR and Fallout Boy collection

He wrote that one tumblr post about said bands performing together before Dan and Phil walk onstage and kiss, he had that dream

All you gotta do to make his engine go is mention his dad

Laito

Hey it’s HentaiM@ster69 AKA Suck-a-dick Laihoe

This guy is into some nasty shit 

Tbh if you try to douse him in holy water the water actually won’t leave container

He was abused by his mum so now he’s really fucked

Tbh Yui knows what’s up wearing a swimsuit in the bath with this pervert around

Also he’s the biggest asshole out of the brothers

Probably has every STI known to mankind and then some with how much he sleeps around

Reiji

Ki’s best boy, and the shittiest, Suck-a-dick Ragé

This shit is like, ‘be all women-like’ and then proceeds to fucking poison you

I hate him

Reiji’s a dickhead

He gets off on tableware this goddamn otaku

He probably can’t actually make a proper cup of tea so has taken to poisons instead

Extreme mummy issues, it’s like senpai notice me but it’s mummy give me attention and affection like a gOOD FUCKING MOTHER

Once memorised an entire book haha what a nerd

Probably tried to dab once but had to immediately exorcise himself out of disappointment and embarrassment 

Kanato

Now I ain’t gonna kink shame if Kanahoe is your best boy, but what the ever-loving fuck 

Dude it’s like canon he stabs people with forks

Also his entire diet consists of sugar which I’m pretty sure is a symptom of batshit crazy

Ki’s golden rule: don’t stick ur dick in crazy and stick ur pussy on crazy, this break that rule on every level and then some more

He also carries around a stuffed bear that contains his mother’s remains I mean really

I don't really have to do much to roast him he kinda does it himself tbh

Bonus round

Kino

No one really knows much about him but he low-key stole my handle so I’m gonna call him Fuckface from now on

Tbh he looks like a Reiji Azusa lovechild which actually isn't a half bad ship now that I think about it

Fuckface thinks he’s Ketchup Daddy’s son bc he was made with his magic residue

Jokes on you that’s not how it works

Bitch just sits on his ass drinking juice and playing video games and tbh yea same