Me: bood. But we'll sleep now right?

Adhd: wtf?..???? NO

Me: but I-

Adhd: HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME FOCUS FOR THAT LONG WITH NO STIMULATION

Me: but...touhou music and simple sugars???

Adhd: not enough, go argue with ppl on the internet, look up cute keychains, and log back on tumblr for 5+ hours and MAYBE I'll consider it

Me: fucj. Well its nearly 6am....time for bed right? Im exhausted. Good thing I already brushed my teeth

Adhd about to remind me I'm hungry: BUNGER BUNGER BUNGER EAT COOKIES NOW

Me: well I did forget to eat lunch again...maybe get a snack

Adhd: lol good luck shutting me up with a handful of almonds. 2 words. Sugar. Crash. Now.

Me: we are drinking water and going to bed and thats final!

Adhd: good fucking luck because now its time to hyperfixate on the decharacterization of Padmé Amidala throughout the prequels

Me: honestly, bood. Did you ever notice in her final scene on corusca-

Adhd: blanket not comfy. blanket not comfy. blanket not comfy.

Me: just let me sleep....pls...

Adhd: you NEED to make me cake tomorrow, then MAYBE I'll consider calming down