#adam-haley

“Closing time,” Mads let out a relieved breath as she looked around the now empty speakeasy. Well, empty except for one. “One last time for alcohol so finish you’re whiskey or beer,” Mads hummed, sending Adam a small smile as she leaned across the bar and topped up his drink. Working had been hard recently, being around all the parties and having to pretend that she was actually enjoying herself. Being around all the alcohol constantly didn’t help much either, but it was still better than being home alone. “Rough night?”

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If there was one sure fire way to start off the day right, Nolan knew it was by getting completely shit-faced. On the other hand, there was a good amount of people in town who were ready to make sure that Nolan didn’t damper the atmosphere by creating a rowdy catastrophe. With his newest best bud to his side, and the cute blonde right in front-- Nolan was set on making sure that this years Kegs and Eggs would be more kegs than it was eggs. As he whipped out the binoculars from under the table, he scanned the surrounding area to his best of drunken capabilities to ensure an easy buzz for him and his pals. With the quick scan, he found no alerting beings in sight, in result, a smiling perking right across his cheeks. 

“Alright, who’s down for the first keg stand? The coast is clear.”

@adam-haley 

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                  You guys slept together.

@adam-haley

Maddy squinted as the sun crept through rustlingly her out of her sleep-like haze. She could almost smell the damp leaves around her. What an odd dream. She could hear the faint splash of water from a distant stream, sense the rustle of roosting birds, and picture the branches dancing in the breeze. Her eyes slowly fluttered open taking in the vast blue sky above her. Falling leaves, sparse among the warm summer-heat, fluttered down overhead. A feast of colours- enough to feed the soul as well as her eyes- laid scattered around her head as if to form a crown. Where am I? she question as she laid onto of a garish quilt of leaves over the ground, before closing her eyes once more; the lingering remnants of sleep tugged her eyelashes shut. Rolling over, she rested her head against a body of warmth; snuggled herself up against it’s side. That was until realization set in.

The blonde’s eyes flew open being met head on by bare abs. But not just any abs. No. Of course it belonged to a particular Pretty Boy’s nearly naked body. “Shit!” She practically squeaked. She hands flying over her mouth in shock. Quickly glancing down at her own undressed physique, her eyes went wide before she let out a hungover sigh. “Not again.”

Much like The Pineapple Incident in How I Met Your Mother, Luna and Adam also had a night of too much drinking that led to them blacking out, leaving a mystery for them to solve the next morning. A mystery that still hasn’t been solved to this day. When they awoke, their only clues as to what happened the night before were a pogo stick, a chess board with PEZ dispensers for pieces, a duffle bag full of rubber duckies and oranges, an empty glue bottle, and a ball of yarn. Thankfully, they did not wake up with a stranger in the room.

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“Do I think you can?” Dylan lifted an eyebrow, mind slightly muddled. A cup of eggnog rests in her hand and while she doesn’t like eggnog, she can’t remember what number she’s on. “Uh, yeah, totally. Probably gonna be a bit smelling salt-y, though. Except peppermint. Might get stuck up there, too, considering it’s candy.”

“Shut up-- I got us matching ugly sweaters.” Her excitement was ridiculous for something so simple but she couldn’t help herself when it came to this kind of thing. “We have to wear them both, right? I mean one on Christmas Eve one on Christmas?” She’d put it into a bag, almost gift wrapped it despite the fact that she’d bought him a different gift altogether, and handed it Adam with a bright smile on her face. “Okay, let me see the ones you got. I bet mine are better, just saying.”