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Kaze: You are getting an A+for that cliffhanger. It's evil, brutal, perfect and utterly crushing in combination with that teaser.

we have a guy on our softball team whose last name is martinez, and he's probably one of the funniest guys i know. (he's also damn cute.) a few gems:

me: justin, why the hand injury? martinez: he was probably jacking off.

martinez: hey jen, be careful when you're up there to bat! (to lexie: she just seems to me like she'd be the kind of girl to hit herself in the head....)

martinez: (when the shortstop dylan makes an amazing diving catch and tags the runner and makes a great from-the-dirt throw right to lexie at second base so she can easily catch it for another out) hey NICE CATCH, LEX!

martinez: (right after i got a great hit but accidentally threw the bat afterwards and almost got kicked out of the game because it was such a violent throw) jen which way do you usually pose for pictures? (me: why?!) martinez: i just want to stay on your good side, is all.

the ONLY downside to martinez is that apparently, so says justin, "he can't hang." justin was like "dude i went out with him a few times and he was dancing with the toilet the whole fuckin night. you stop throwing up in fucking UNDERGRADUATE school six years ago. he just can't hang." and i was like "MARTINEZ I'D DATE YOU AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU CAN'T HOLD YOUR LIQUOR LET'S MAKE BEAUTIFUL BABIES" but i didn't say it. i was close though (;

also.... i don't even know this guy's first name. he is MARTINEZ.