me: omg i know i'm a super nerd but damn, the new acrobat is so fucking awesome.
i kinda wanna have its babies.
super efficient, streamlined, sexy little program code babies.
Marisa: ooo that sounds fabulous
hahaha and yes, you ARE a nerd
whatever makes work more tolerable, right?
me: (im done being a perv now)
you got a raging boner, eh?
Marisa: haha thats hooottt
me: omg the things it can dddooooooo
ugh i just wanna rub my naked boobs all over the screen.
Marisa: i dare you to just bust em out and do it
Sent at 1:46 PM on Thursday
me: [skin squeaks down monitor]
Sent at 1:56 PM on Thursday