#acpc tom

Oh my goodness, look at these good, soft, coffee-loving boys. I am in love

TOMMM OMG MY FAV BABY!!!!!! EVER!

He loves the body pillows! He particularly likes the ones with anime girls on them. This obviously makes him a bad person deserving of scorn and derision, so let’s waste no time insulting him mercilessly.

Tom’s nighttime routine causes him to have trouble waking up in the morning. That’s it. That’s the joke.

More Nature Day messages .Tom buried his money because he’s an idiot, and Truffles is going around hugging trees because she thinks they care. Margie was the only one saying something rational.

It really weirded me out to see Tom say this, because it’s a phrase I use all the time in real life: “Well, I guess this is my life now.” When I spent 14 hours one day installing new flooring in my house, I said it. When I started giving my cat a special paste every couple of days to prevent hairballs, I said it. When I started doing half an hour of physical therapy for my back every night, I said it. When I started playing this damn game constantly, I said it. So here’s Tom, reminding me that yes, in fact, this IS my life now. He’s right! He’s dead right.

I only ever invited Tom to my campsite long enough to register him as someone who could visit me, then kicked him right out. Now he wants back in, and I guess I can’t blame him. Still, as long as he keeps showing up in multiple rotations each day, I’m fine leaving him here and gaining a lot of experience even without him at my campsite. It’s just good sense! Good grinding sense! Gotta grind efficiently, or else you’re grinding inefficiently, and why the hell would I want to do that??

So I tried my hand at being a matchmaker..