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Circumstances surrounding a case lead to House and Wilson having to pretend to be together. This is gonna go soo well.

“You know who House is married to” Chase stated irritated. Of course, he did. ‘They’re me’ he thought. But then he had a terrible idea. One that reminded him why he and House were such a good pair. The team finds out one morning that House is married and has been for 8 years! They decide to make a friendly bet. What kind of woman is House married to? Wilson wagers they won't find his wife. what they don't know is Wilson is the person House is married to. AKA a crack fic for a 80% dead fandom because I love them.

James Wilson is on bad terms with his wife, who wants him out of their home. With nowhere to go, he turns to stay with his best friend Gregory House as he goes through the divorce.

House asks himself the question why all of Wilson's relationships seem to fail, and soon it's the only case he can keep on his mind as he watches Wilson decline further into depression. And trying to help his friend seems to come at a great cost.

That is, until he comes to a very sudden conclusion: James Wilson is in love with him.

House starts to wear his wedding ring, after almost a year, to screw with his team. Cameron, Chase, and Foreman are more confused than they've probably ever been.

House has never been more certain that Wilson is his person than he is right now. He's also never been more scared in his life. A fix-it and fill-in-the-blanks, a partial re-write of a pivotal scene from Season 8, Episode 19, "The C-Word."

James Wilson coming to terms with needing help, getting on anti-depressants, and then getting found out. House cares more than he lets on.

“Is this about House?” Wilson asked stupidly. She looked at him with something between frustration and sympathy. “It’s always about House, James. He’s always here.” Wilson cocked his head. “Wha-I never bring him here, I know you don’t like him. He never comes around.” Bonnie shook her head again, looking beyond him. “House doesn’t need to *be* here to be *here*. Wherever you go, he follows." or Bonnie leaves Wilson.

Tropes: Angst, Getting Together, Jealous Partners, Internalized Homophobia, Broad/Vague Timeline

“I just never met a girl I like half as much as you.” Wilson tipped his head to look at House. Wilson was flushed from drink, his wide brown eyes glassy and half lidded, eyes at once crinkled with fondness and brows upturned with vulnerability. His lips stayed parted just so as he watched House’s reaction. House’s chest rose and fell forcefully, though he tried to hide it. “I think that just means you need to get out more, Wilson. Meet more girls.” Wilson pursed his lips and shook his head. “No, I’ve met lots of girls.” House swallowed past the lump forming in his throat. “That’s a diplomatic way of putting it, panty peeler.” or Wilson confesses his feelings

Tropes: Internalized Homophobia, Getting Together, Broad/Vague Timeline