#acidsnickercookies

Another typical morning~ or so Jackie thought.

After breakfast, he skipped towards the living room area to rest a bit before getting into the superhero action for the day.

"Ahhhh!" Feeling comfy, he raised his legs to lay them on the coffee table in front of him. His pant leg, just barely, touched the table's surface when he heard a~

"MEOW~!"

"ACK~!" Jackie flinched and turned to his left to see a white cat. It was slightly tugging his pant leg. Taking a second to calm down, he took a good look at the feline. 

'Wh-What's a cat doing in the house?'

Slowly, he moved towards the it. "Eheh, whatcha doin' here, whiske~"

Without warning, it jumped at the direction of Jackie's face.

"HISSS~!"

"AHHH~!" Right before a claw could land on him, Jackie sprang backwards~ which caused the couch to flip and land on its backside. Peeking from behind the victimized couch, Jackie locked his eyes on the now-untrustable cat, calmly remaining in its position.

'It's...It's laughing~?!'

  Seems like his newfound enemy found his *very* heroic move hilarious, as its looks like as if its smirking and containing its laughter. Jackie's face turned from terror to vengeful glaring.

'Oh- You. LITTLE~!"

Before he could finish that thought, he heard sweeping noises. Jackie looks around to find Jamie cleaning with a broom.

But having heard Jackie's bloodcurdling scream made him stop and rush towards the living room.

Wearing a frightened and concerned expression, he starts rapidly signing after he sets down the broom beside the couch.

"Jackie! What's wrong? What's happening~?"

Jackie stands up to calm Jamie down. "Jamie! Sorry, sorry. It's just a~"

Then his eyes lay on the broom.

A sinister smirk falls on the superhero's face. He crouched down to grab the broom.

Jamie, watching Jackie, got the idea and starts panicking.

"JACKIEBOY MAN! Don't you dare do what I think you'r~"

"FOR THE GREATER GOOOOD~!"

Jackie abruptly pranced to the top of the toppled couch. His target, who was seemingly confused, looks up to meet Jackie's eyes.

After a second of it looking at Jackie's bloodlusting eyes and and weapon at hand, it figured out that they became the new victim. Eyes wide and tail raised, it starts meowing and screeching desperately.

Jamie knew, at that point, he's helpless and can't do anything.

"JACKIE NOO~!"

"HYAAAHHH~!"

Jackie prances off the couch and attempts an attack with the broom. It lands on his feline victim's side. With Jackie's strength and the broom's motion, the cat flew towards the left and hits the wall before slipping to the floor.

Jackie lands on his feet on the floor. He glances at his fallen enemy and celebrates triumphantly.

"I DID IT! AHA! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, YOU FILTHY ANIM~!"

"Aaargh..." A groan escaped the cat's mouth. A human groan.

Jackie immediately went silent. He and Jamie became frozen.

Jackie's defeated enemy quickly transitioned from a cat to a man. They placed a hand on their side.

"M-M-MARVIN~?!" A layer of guilt and embarrassment, Jackie dropped the broom and dashed towards Marvin. Jamie, whose panicking doubled, hurriedly followed him. "MARVIN I'M SO SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW YOU'RE- THAT YOU WERE~" As Jackie kneels down to Marvin's side to help, Marvin, without hesitation, grabs and clutches Jackie's shirt. He pulls him close to his face. "Gah! Marvin I~"

Marvin took a deep breath and looks up to Jackie.

"All you had to do... Was Not. Put Your. Feet. ON. THE. COFFEE TABLE!"