every time u post about the baltimore crabs i A) think it's a real team i can buy merch from and then i remember it's fictional so i B) think to myself oh i should get into blaseball but then i C) remember that it's horror and that truly is Not For Me and I resign myself to supporting the fictional team with an incredible name and probably one day actually buying merch for them under the mistaken assumption that baltimore finally got an ice hockey team or something. anyway maryland pride
avery i have really good news for you and its that you can in fact buy merch from the baltimore crabs and its all really good. and also the horror in blaseball is imo pretty approachable for people not into horror, since it's all text-based and doesn't have scary visuals or jumpscares or anything (aside from how sometimes a giant rotating peanut will show up on the screen but i'm not sure if that will happen anymore or if it counts as a jumpscare) and most of the horror elements are absurdist and/or abstracted enough that they don't hit as really scary, i think? my tolerance for horror in general is pretty high so i'm not a great judge, but i've seen it compared to welcome to night vale in terms of the kind of horror involved a lot, if that tells you anything. idk! all that to say if you DO decide you ever wanna get into blaseball i will gladly tell you the saga of the baltimore crabs to get you caught up on events. maryland pride! <3
