My gay best friend Alain has a lesbian girlfriend who identifies as butch. I swear she is the spitting image of Justin Bieber—I hear Justin gets that a lot, being confused for butch. Tiara was skimming Vogue.com and saw a post about Justin’s stylist partnering with Hanes after making a longer t-shirt for Justin using the company’s shirts out of Kmart. There was so much wrong in everything Tiara read aloud that I had to think about meditating. . The shirts are offered in “white.” I asked Tiara if they meant towel or wall, which we all know are 2017’s white. She said no, just white. I felt the earth’s energy shift. . The inaugural shirt is “The Original,” but I don’t know if that means original butch or original stone butch. (This is Justin we’re talking about.) There were some other styles offered for sale, but nothing named lipstick, chapstick, boi, hasbian, or baby dyke. Who is Justin’s demographic in this product marketing? . What unraveled my dreamcatcher was the price for these shirts: $30. Tiara said Justin found Jesus again so, maybe the shirts are meant to be charitable. Why not just rip money right out of the arms of the Olsen Twins? And after they worked so hard on a Wesler cotton tee shirt for ten times the price. I suppose you identify as something other than original butch in a tee shirt from the twins. Maybe bourgeoise lipstick? I have questions, but in reality I’m wondering how long it will be before Alain’s lesbian girlfriend simply trots over to a Kmart and cuts out the middleman for a 3-pack of shirts for $10. ’Cause that’s butch, gorl. . #mygaybestfriend #alain #agay #alesbian #agirlfriend #abutch #notjustin #her #thatone #stylist #partnership #hanes #kmart #tshirts #white #notwall #nottowel #justwhite #mygod #wontsomeonethinkofthechildren #thepoortwins #weslercotton #butch #gorl
