Mar 19, 2018
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73 years later and I still don’t know when Kihyun says “highlight” in Shine Forever...
I’m absolutely flabbergasted by the price of these three art pieces.
MY HI TOUCH IN DALLAS OMFG
THIS FINNA BE A RIDE. Ok so we had P2 tickets and when we got to our seats we had no idea we were sitting RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE STAGE. LIKE TOUCHING DISTANCE, MAH BOYS. So anyway, the concert started and Minhyuk pointed at me then tripped on some wires lol and Jooheon waved to my sister and I made so much Kihyun and Wonho eye contact I honestly don't know how I still exist. So then they started throwing them little mini Milky Ways at us and Minhyuk was RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF ME WITH A HANDFUL OF CANDY IN REACHING DISTANCE BUT I STILL COULDN'T GET ANY CUZ MY ARMS ARE SHORT. And Wonho dropped all his candy on the stage. Still don't know how that happened. Well then Minhyuk just kinda dropped the rest of his candy in front of us and my sister snatched a piece up so quick I honestly didn't know she could move that fast. The concert was lit af and when Kihyun came and stood RIGHT IN FRONT OF US I completely froze and I know I had an absolutely dumb look on my face because after he walked away my sister looked over at me and burst out laughing because we were both too sh0ok to pull out our phones. We're all sad and half deaf because the concert was over but FUCK YEAH HI TOUCH TIME. So they lined us up or whatever and took us through a door. There was a guy checking if we had our wristbands on right outside the door and we were facing him to show him we had ours and as soon as we turned away from him THERE WAS MINHYUK LITERALLY INCHES AWAY FROM ME. WE WEREN'T EXPECTING THEM TO BE AROUND THE CORNER. So my sister was in front of me and touched his hand and she just kinda stood there because she honestly didn't know how to human anymore. And he just stared at her because she wouldn't move and then gave her too thumbs up and that brought her back to reality. I on the other hand was LOST AF. I looked so damn confused cuz I couldn't comprehend that Monsta X was right in front of me. So I gave him the hi five and left my hand floating in the air afterwards and he was confused too cuz he also hovered there for a second and we were both like "do we do it again?" but then I had to move and so he threw me a thumbs up with his other hand and I moved on to I.M. He told me "thank you" and I whispered it back and I know he didn't hear me cuz I didn't even hear me. I think Wonho was after that and when my sister cupped his hand she froze again and HE LAUGHED AT HER LIKE "LOL YOU ALRIGHT?" When I got to him I for real stopped breathing from that point on. Our fingers FREAKING INTERTWINED AND I HNNNNNNGHHHH. I stood there looking like an idiot too. I didn't want to let his hand go but I had to. Was Jooheon next? Ugh. I don't remember. He said "thank you" to me and also gave me a thumbs up but I think Wonho stole my voice and I couldn't move my lips anymore. After that was Shownu and I really don't know if he said anything to me or not because after Wonho I wasn't no more good. My sister specifically wanted to tell Shownu she loved him but it got stuck in her throat and he was just like "ok next" and she had to move to Kihyun looking like a heartbroken deer in headlights. Kihyun oh my goooooossshhhh that man is beautiful. His smiling face brought me back from Wonho land and I felt like all my worries just washed away with his smile. Did he say something to me? I don't fuckin know. I was still confused about what was going on and what planet I live on. It was way too quick and we both want do overs! We both walked out of the venue like "............WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!" Ugggghhh there were so many things I wanted to tell them and I'm so mad at myself for completely freezing up like that! Bah! - D
Video calling him on the toilet
Shownu: That’s cool *continues to eat sandwich*
Wonho: *in disbelief. Slow blink* At least I still look good when I do it. *you hang up on him*
Minhyuk: don’t forget to wipe your nasty ass! K byeeeee ❤❤❤
Kihyun: What the fuck? Why are you like this? You’re so gross. *hangs up on you* *texts you 15 minutes later asking if you’re done before calling you* Why would you do that? Are you crazy? I could have had company over? And I didn’t think you…did that?
Hyungwon: *hangs up before you can even say anything*
Jooheon: *yelps and drops phone like it’s got shit on it*
I.M: OMGEE ME, TOO!
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Monsta X Asking You Out With Emojis
Shownu: 👨🏻 👩🏽 🎥 🎟 🤡 🔪 + 🥘 ?
Wonho: 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 = 👶🏻 ! Too fast? Okay. Well, 👨🏻 + 👩🏽 + 🍜 + 🍜 + 🍜 + 🍜 + 💋 + 💞 +🍆 + 🍑 + 🤰 + 🚑 + 🏥 + 👶🏻 + 🍼 ?
Minhyuk: 👨🏻 👩🏽 🤑 🍽 🍭 🍷 👔 👗 + 🎮 = ❤️ ??????????????????????? 👨🏻 - ( 🙅🏽 +🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽 ) = 💔 ⚰️. So 📅 @ 🕖 !
Kihyun: 👨🏻 🥗 🍽 🍫 💐 + 👩🏽 ? 🙏🏻
Hyungwon: ☕️ + 🍩 🗣 🗣 🗣 ?
Jooheon: 👀 👀 👀 👀 🤗 . 🎆 🚢 🏖 💳 ? Lol. Jk. 🚫 💰 . 🎳 ?
I.M: 👨🏻 . 👩🏽 . 🍆 . 🍑 . Is you ⬇️ or is you ↗️ ? Wait. 🍆 🌮 . Wait no. 🍆 🌷. Wait. 🍆 🐱 . But 🍽 🍺 1st?
When you're too afraid to kill a roach.
When you’re too afraid to kill a roach:
Shownu: *Grabs some rolled up newspaper and smashes it on the first try* *Smiles proudly at himself and at your relief* “All good.”
Wonho: *I got this* *pulls out roach spray and sprays the whole house* “All taken care of…but now we gotta stay somewhere else or we’ll pass out.”
Minhyuk: *Grabs the fly swatter and goes in for the kill.* *Overkill* *He finally stands up* *Hits it once more cause he saw a leg twitch* “Phew. That was a tough lil bastard. Right, honey?”
Kihyun: “HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STOP LEAVING DIRTY DISHES JUST LYING AROUND THE HOUSE?!” *swats at it and misses and the roach escapes* “NOW WE GOTTA SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN.”
Hyungwon: *just stands gawking at the roach* Das a big ass roach... *attempts to kill it* *no luck* "Well I tried."
Jooheon: *screams in terror* You kill it! *jumps on nearest chair.*
I.M.: *bows to roach* “Blattella asahinai…it’s time to die.”
- C
Annoying Coworker
So I asked my sister to write me a MX scenario and surprise me with a member. She based it off one of my current complaints about work.
“GTFO! DAMN. I DONT WANT TO DATE YOUR SON, YOUR OTHER SON, YOUR COUSIN, YOUR BROTHER, YOUR NEPHEW, YOUR MAILMAN, NO ONE!!!!!”
“fine…” ponders your coworker. “wait how about-”
the center door flies open and in walks a dude. head hung low with a hat on. everything was in slow motion wild wild west saloon music plays in the background.
the figure walks forward slamming a bubble tea on the counter and peers at your coworker.
"my lady says she not interested."
your coworker looks at the figure and backs off. “i’ll see you tomorrow…i’m sor-”
“keep walking!”
your coworker leaves and then you slap your boo thang. “dammit hyungwon! where were you five minutes ago! he gets on my nerves. everyday is the same thing. he talks and talks and ugh!”
“quit.”
“no i need money.”
“well then don’t complain.”
“but he’s annoying.”
“again, don’t complain.”
you reach for the bubble tea but hyungwon hits your hand. “that’s for me, not you. you ain’t special.”
“but i'm your girlfriend.”
“when you feel like it” he sips his bubble tea.
you hit him. he hits you. playfight ensues. customer walks in so he goes to the back and starts photocopying his ass and then brings you the photos, asking you to mail them to your address. i think he just turned into i.m