#absenthearted

AW YISS, MOTHA FUCKIN GASTER

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

[text] are you awake[text] wait of course you are. you don’t sleep. what’s up

Send ✘ for an unsent text

[text] what can i do to make you love me because god damn it i know i’m horrible but

Send ☠ for a threatening message

[text] stop fucking disregarding me like you have been[text] i thought you cared about me[text] you want me to fucking kill you in mafia[text] i fucking can[text] i’ll give you what you fucking want

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

[text] you’re[text] more important than you think you are[text] i didn’t mean what i said before[text] i know you care about me.[text] and i care about you too.

Send ♣ for a drunk message

✿  five times my muse almost texted yours, and the one time they did.

 “ Oh? “

         “ –These don’t grow down here, “ Gaster comments lightly, looking down to scan the floral offering up and down. It’s already been placed so nicely by Batter, he’s trying his best to resist the urge to touch it and run his fingers over the petals. It’s a strange feeling, seeing something from aboveground even though he was still all the way down here. There’s a single moment where the skeleton contemplates over whether to be despondent or to finally allow himself to be childishly content, even if it was just for a few moments. He’s never told anyone that he liked flowers, did he?

         “ A ranunculus. Hm. “

            With a mysterious sort of grin, he pulls off a mock bow, graceful all the way. Is he showing off? Well, if anything, it seems that he picked the latter.

“I, uh, found it not too far from here,” he admits, scratching the back of his neck. “I mean, there’s not a whole lot of life down where you live... I had to, uh, give it to you as soon as I found it.”

That sounds so out of place for him to say. Jesus, he truly is a different person when he’s attracted to someone. Gaster’s unexpected smile only makes Batter turn red, which he tries to hide by pulling the brim of his cap over his face. He wasn’t expecting such a positive response from the skeleton.

[ ☭ Fight. ] || Accepting!

Battle Theme: stop it

Battle intro: “ Look, we’re both tired, all right? Just stop already. ”

Victory: * Fire immediately consumes Gaster’s CORE design. 

Defeat: “ Ha... I can’t win, can I? ”

Taunt: “ Why are you moving towards your own death? ”

Reacting to Taunt: “ You've got me there. ”

Tie: “ You’d think a guy that went to war would have won against someone like me. ”

Perfect Victory: “ Wh-- ... Gaster? ”

Final Finisher: * Nothing. You just clench your fists and leave.

- - TAG QUOTES - -

Assist: “ It’s for the greater good here, ‘kay? ”

Your muse down during Assist: “ -- Also, watch out. ”

Using item on your muse: “ Ugh. ”

Healing/Buffing your muse: “ Tell me when you’re ready to get back into the action. ”

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Journal Entry #??

I wonder if that old man hates how I want to constantly drink with Sans. He never seems to approve of me hanging around him, come to think of it. I think he doesn’t approve of me in general. What else is new, though?

Not like he appears outside of the murder cube. I guess he’s important to Sans, but I don’t see any purpose for him outside of that. He’s just overly suspicious and condescending, and honestly, it’s not a good look for him.

If Sans turns out like that, I’m giving up. Not like I have that much faith in him to begin with.