#aboutagap

Hate hate haaaaaate when I have fun in a group setting with a guy and then later through the grapevine he asks for my number because there's this dual feeling of "Yay, new friend!" and "Please don't hit on me, please don't hit on me, please tell me you picked on the lesbian vibe"

So apparently the first step to get more kudos and comments is to "write fics" and I just think I need to consult a lawyer because that cannot be legal

Last 24h of a deadline, time to clock in and try to wrap up this 10k project

Hey guys, did you know that if you save a post in the drafts and then modify it and then click on "Save" (NOT POST, SAVE) Tumblr will just fucking POST IT

The most verbose and dull person you know: I'm gonna be brief so I don't bore you

I thought Heated Rivalry was fun, you know, but I do have to say I related to Shane an abnormal amount in the hamburgers scene because one time I saw a TikTok (here on Tumblr, I don't have the cursed app) about this Jordanian recipe of the Makmura and I decided to try it and it never occurred to me to fraction the quantities until I was already at the butcher and finding out the hard way that 750gm of chicken is three whole fucking breasts. And at that point what was I supposed to do, tell him I just realised I was an idiot? No. So I got three fucking chickens for myself alone and you know what. That pie fucking ruled.