#abodeheld

This will be a real pain to clean up, but you know your SIS sure isn't gonna be the one to- WHAT’S THAT??

It looks like your copy of the SBURB ALPHA LAUNCH has been HORRIBLY BURNED .

OH MY GOODNESS SOMETHING IS ON FIRE IF YOU HADN’T SEEN THAT THE WHOLE HOUSE MIGHT’VE BURNT DOWN.

You turn the burner off, somehow managing to put the fire out.

You look around. There’s no telling where the mail could be. But wait..

What is THAT?

That was a close one.

Of course, though, you dropped your SIS’ copy of ‘Once Bitten, Twice Shy’ when you fled the scene.

You now take refuge in your KITCHEN, where your SIS keeps the mail.

You decide to put this monstrosity back where you – WOAHGOODGOSHWHATTHEHECKWHEREDIDSHECOMEFROM!??

> Reed: Put book down before your Sis shows up.

Okay, she doesn’t appear to be in here either.

Looks like the KEYS to her CAR are here though, sitting next to a fresh copy of that book that just came out, which means she can’t be too far.