#abnormalness

One: There's something wrong with my nose. Although some people say it's all nice and evenly pointed, the doctor actually said that it's not straight. The bridge of my nose is crooked and so insides are somehow affected. I'm pretty sure the doctor told me about all those things when I was little but I completely forgot what they all were HAHA WHOOPS

Two: Because of my crooked nose, I have an increased chance of getting a (literal) nosebleed. These aren’t the nosebleeds caused by injuries or the warm weather. They’re just random moments when my nose feels like, well, dripping blood. I’m pretty sure I’ve gotten one at least once a year for no particular or definite reason.

Oh and it’s amusing when I get it while I’m studying a difficult topic or, what’s worse, during a Filipino exam HAHAHA I AM FAIL.

Three: In connection to weird things about my nose, I also sneeze a lot. I don’t think there’s a trend as to when I sneeze because I’m pretty sure I sneeze at random (and not only when I do not know what the topic is in math HAHAHA) but I have this theory that there is a trend as to the number of times I sneeze continuously. I think it’s an odd number.

Four: In addition to sneezing, I also hiccup a lot. I’ve tried everything from holding my breath and counting to ten to drinking an insane amount of water (I’d do the standing upside down stuff but I have no sense of balance) People, including my old Ma22 teacher, often make fun of me for it, though, especially since it seems like I always hiccup at the wrong time.

Five: I have this fear that when time freezes and the world looks like it’s been screenshotted, I will either be hiccupping or sneezing. I’m pretty sure I will look stupid once I am frozen. HAHAHASHT.

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I am too lazy to come up with five interesting and completely unrelated ones so here, have random things about my nose AHAHAHA.