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It's our #ValentinesDay #Kindle #Promo. It's STD-free. Good for your home.#urbanfantasy #ebook

Hi, everyone.

I’m just dropping a brief post on my Valentine’s Day promotion for Amazon UK customers. You can get the urban fantasy novel, Lilah’s Guide to Hoylefor only £0.99, February 12th through the 18th. That’s so much in savings [60%!] you could help fund the proposed wall to—wait, what? We aren’t going to talk about American politics?  We aren’t going to discuss how we’re degrading…

It's a recap! This Friday you can get Lilah's Guide to Hoyle for $.99. #Kindle #deal #ebook

FROM THE DESK OF ROBERT J. S. T. MCCARTNEY

Hey, folks.

We’re getting near the end of January and that means Valentine’s Day is coming. So get ready for some sap and cliche remarks via Society.

Enough of that, though let’s kick off the week and kick out the jams.

NEW NEWS/POSTS

Last week we had some lovely posts.

Part One/Two Opener of The Diary of the Wasteland Bear God.

The poem, The Division

J…

It's the recap! So if the world ends tomorrow, remember this: #Pizza and #Waffles. Goodnight.

FROM THE DESK OF ROBERT J. S. T. MCCARTNEY

  “Remember, remember, never cut off your member.” — A Man Who Had Cut Off His Member, Accidentally. Nov 5, 2016

Salutations and greetings, all you fine folks.

This week marks when Hell descends upon Earth once again, where the evils are gathering…wait, they have been (Congress). Ah, I digress. Actually, no I don’t. From the top!

This week marks a…

Last night was great. Alright, it wasn't. How about last week? Here's my posts recap! #writing

FROM THE DESK OF ROBERT J. S. T. MCCARTNEY

Salutations, folks. I bring to you the recap of what was posted from the prior week, with a dash of shenanigans, tomfoolery, and words upon words that are probably going to make your eyes bleed. Enough about that, though. Let’s get to the bacon stack.

NEW NEWS/POSTS

These are the posts you may have missed for the trio maximus supremus extremus. Yus. [Ye…

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There are warning labels on a lot of things, but there is no warning about life.

They lurk in the shadows. They could be anyone…or anything.

Hello, everyone!

I wish you all a wonderful weekend. However, before I go and enjoy all the fun things that will be happening. I wanted to see if you’d like a free book.

Whether it is The Lodestone Files: The Things in the Shadows (part two coming soon!) or Abnormal Side Effects, you get the freedom to choose. Yep, your vote matters. Hell, you can even not get one, that’s fine too. I will be having more things coming up for people to read.

Lilah’s Guide to Hoyle is still being modified, and there will be a sweet little deal about it when it;’s ready for your hungry eyes. I see you, Eric Carmen.

Until next time, have a happy weekend, folks!

RJM

  P.S. Also, for everyone that signs up and gets either (or both copies) I will give you a copy of the newest installment of The Lodestone Files when it’s available, and a little something extra in the near future. This offer won’t be available to non-subscribers. ;)