#abmm

DC comic creators will dangle a small red-headed man with a weird identity thing going on just above my head and say “ok you can have him, but you have to promise to be normal about him” and every time i’ll be like “sir yes sir, mr.comics! i pinky promise i will like him a normal amount :)” and so they give him to me and i immediately grab him in my teeth and shake him around violently like a rabid dog