#abloggingopossum

✽：𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎．

✽：𝙸𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎， 𝚊𝚝 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚝．

✽：𝙸𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚍𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚒𝚝…

(for mobile: *: This statue won’t awaken for some time.*: In this time line, at least.*: It seems the only thing to do is wait...)

(im not 100% on what this means but same)

“The rules are super simple that anyone can play. Totally go play it with you family and friends if you wanna be classified as antisocial. Here are the rules:

1. Don’t cross this line2. Don’t look at my general direction3. Don’t BREATHE in my general direction4. Don’t acknowledge my existence5. Don’t look for me physically, on social media or at work6. Don’t think of me7 Don’t talk about me to your friends or family8. Don’t ACKNOWLEDGE MY EXISTENCE. 9. Don’t bother me10. Don’t call me11. Don’t text me 12. Don’t ask me for my name13. Don’t ask anyone I know for my name14. Don’t ask any personal or professional questions15. Don’t ask me for the stone mask thing.16. Just don’t. 17. D O N’ T.If you are confused by any of the rules, please refer back to rule 4, 8, 16 and 17. If you break the rules, you have to leave to a new country and find someone else to play. Alright? Cool? Understand? Awesome. The game starts now. B Y E.”